Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he& #39;s a boxer and call it & #39;Cruisin& #39; For A Bruisin& #39;
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he& #39;s a con man and call it & #39;You Cruise You Lose& #39;
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he& #39;s trapped in a self driving car and call it & #39;Cruise Control& #39;
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie about Blue& #39;s Clues and call it & #39;Cruise Clues& #39;

Or one where he meets Blue from Blues Clues and call it & #39;Blue& #39;s Cruise& #39;

Then do a crossover where both of these meet and call it & #39;Cruise Cruise& #39;
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he opens a music festival where he& #39;s the only act and call it & #39;Cruisapalooza& #39;
(The festival is also called Cruisapalooza)
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he holds a contest where whoever sleeps the longest wins a weekend away on a cruise ship and call it & #39;You Snooze You Cruise& #39;
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he& #39;s a jazz player and call it & #39;And That& #39;s Why They Call It The Cruise& #39;
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he voices a cartoon lobster and call it & #39;The Cruistacean& #39;
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