Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he's a boxer and call it 'Cruisin' For A Bruisin'
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he's a con man and call it 'You Cruise You Lose'
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he's trapped in a self driving car and call it 'Cruise Control'
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie about Blue's Clues and call it 'Cruise Clues'

Or one where he meets Blue from Blues Clues and call it 'Blue's Cruise'

Then do a crossover where both of these meet and call it 'Cruise Cruise'
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he opens a music festival where he's the only act and call it 'Cruisapalooza'
(The festival is also called Cruisapalooza)
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he holds a contest where whoever sleeps the longest wins a weekend away on a cruise ship and call it 'You Snooze You Cruise'
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he's a jazz player and call it 'And That's Why They Call It The Cruise'
Tom Cruise @TomCruise should make a movie where he voices a cartoon lobster and call it 'The Cruistacean'
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