a thread about @welwelwalaweelo

wallie doesn't do push ups he does world downs

death once had a near wallie experience

wallie doesn't cheat death he wins fair and square

when Christopher Columbus discovered america he was greeted by wallie

time waits for no man unless that man is wallie

wallie doesn't look at his watch he just decides what time it is

wallie wakes alarms up

when wallie turned 18 his parents moved out

wallie once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded

wallie won a staring contest with the sun itself

wallie has a bear rug carpet, it's not dead it's just too afraid to move

wallie was bitten by a venomous snake once, after 5 days of excruciating pain the snake finally fucking died