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wallie doesn& #39;t do push ups he does world downs
death once had a near wallie experience
wallie doesn& #39;t cheat death he wins fair and square
when Christopher Columbus discovered america he was greeted by wallie
time waits for no man unless that man is wallie
wallie doesn& #39;t look at his watch he just decides what time it is
wallie wakes alarms up
when wallie turned 18 his parents moved out
wallie once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded
wallie won a staring contest with the sun itself
wallie was bitten by a venomous snake once, after 5 days of excruciating pain the snake finally fucking died
