yanan and abraham lincoln —

i know your surprised, but yanan is apparently one of abraham lincoln& #39;s ancestors !!! the most notable similarity is their daddy long legs. rumour has it that yanan wears a top hat to sleep every night.

kino and exo& #39;s kyungsoo —

once during an interview, kino revealed that he is actually step brothers with (D.O) kyungsoo ! "we share many things, but sadly i don& #39;t have a juicy scrumptious fat voluptuous gorilla grip ass like kyungsoo does."

hongseok and john wick —

in John Wick: Chapter 2 at around 58:30, John Wick screamed "HONGSEOK IS MY NEPHEW" while stabbing a bunch of people.

Hongseok responded to this by saying "I would& #39;ve followed my uncle& #39;s footsteps and become a hitman too but i found pentagon"

yuto and nicki minaj —

nicki minaj revealed in a show once that she is yuto& #39;s grandma. "just like how my real name is onika, yuto has a real name too n it& #39;s yutoda" said the rapper. various barbz question if yuto& #39;s full name is actually "Yutoda Minaj".

Yuto has yet to respond.

jinho & the entirety of nct —

jinho once said "idk how i& #39;m related to them all exactly, but i do know that green neocity blood runs in me"

words on the street says that jinho will debut in a new NCT subunit named NCT-JINHO.

we doubt it tho as he& #39;s currently in military jail

changgu and this cat —

i don& #39;t know how they just are.

shinwon and shinwon —

shinwon is only related to shinwon. there is no other being he is related to he is just that powerful.

although this might be his identical clone.

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for legal purposes this is a joke and stan the other groups mentioned too <3

new evidence has been found for the thread;

historians have newly found a picture of abraham lincoln confirming yanan as one of his ancestors (pictured left)

and nicki minaj taking a bathroom selfie mirror with yuto. it& #39;s over yuto we have confirmed your relation with nicki !