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$FEW understand the power of a telegram group. Even a tele full of non-devs who can't even register a domain name. 
Ffs I get some work done and it went from like 20 ppl without a token name or a domain name or a fucking clue to 600+ people begging for drops.
This is for sure the future of finance folks.
This is for sure the future of finance folks.
The F U T U R E of finance folks. 
If you're the type of person who sees a cashtag on twitter and immediately buys it I would strongly recommend burning your computer. It's far less proactively selfdestructive and will hurt less. 
Okay seriously this was annoying the fuck out of me bc based on what I saw when I looked at the chat for like a literal minute around 2pm PT, there was no way this was or was going to be an actual thing.
Yet an hour later I'm blasted on all sides by outraged anon degen dudes.
Yet an hour later I'm blasted on all sides by outraged anon degen dudes.
The easy answer is frogs are salty cuz they missed out. But. In order to miss out...wait...how the fuck did this thing that maybe had a name, still had no url, no devs, how did it launch a token and give it to people and get it on uniswap and pump the price in an hour?
Everyone in the chat i know & most I've met irl like @AlexMasmej @defidude @sassal0x @Steven_McKie. Sure, some can get a bit defi shilly overly excitable, but never ill willed.
But shit doesn't pump on accident. So I got added to a group by some seriously schemey schemers???!
But shit doesn't pump on accident. So I got added to a group by some seriously schemey schemers???!
So I'm looking for this token thats pumping or whatever but I can't find shit. There's no uniswap links. Every uniswap mention is a joke.
Watch this tho. Here's the first 4 uniswap mentions. It's all faces and jokes.
Watch this tho. Here's the first 4 uniswap mentions. It's all faces and jokes.
11:45: chat starts
12:55: 50 people
12:58: jokes about $cashtags $jail $antimeme
1:20: $few jokes. Oops we haz no url.
1:36: literally no one knows what's going on
1:46: no srsly wat is this?
1:58: did everyone get tokens? Everyone: no
2:26: wait how are more ppl joininh?
12:55: 50 people
12:58: jokes about $cashtags $jail $antimeme
1:20: $few jokes. Oops we haz no url.
1:36: literally no one knows what's going on
1:46: no srsly wat is this?
1:58: did everyone get tokens? Everyone: no
2:26: wait how are more ppl joininh?
Now, watch how fucking fast this happens. At 2:30 there are still less than 100 people.
At 2:36 a flood of ppl enter from a link somewhere. And the entire chat is now faceless.
By 3:19, there are 579 people.
At 2:36 a flood of ppl enter from a link somewhere. And the entire chat is now faceless.
By 3:19, there are 579 people.
Now here's where it gets really weird. At 2:50 I was like "lol this is gunna blow up in my face bc of course it would"
Still no links to Uniswap or anything.
At 3:40 a string of tweets some at me fast with just straight shit talk.
Search again and now there's a link. Sort of.
Still no links to Uniswap or anything.
At 3:40 a string of tweets some at me fast with just straight shit talk.
Search again and now there's a link. Sort of.
From Jordan. Who saw it being blasted in the chat. And it's fake.
At 3:11.
At 3:11.
And so fast forward and I'm going back trying to figure this all out and it's insane.
The outrage faceless dudes are not salty bc they missed out on something. Nothing ever happened.
They're pretending to be salty to create hype to shill their fake #few token in replies.
The outrage faceless dudes are not salty bc they missed out on something. Nothing ever happened.
They're pretending to be salty to create hype to shill their fake #few token in replies.
Every uni link share is like the above. Not like known folks making jokes.
Bull scammers are creative.
Theres nothing more powerful than greed and FOMO but theres nothing more sharable than outrage.
And y'all fell hard. Even I thought something pumped.
Bull scammers are creative.
Theres nothing more powerful than greed and FOMO but theres nothing more sharable than outrage.
And y'all fell hard. Even I thought something pumped.
Here's zoom in on the transition from fucking around with friends to "uhhh what"
2:33 pm is earliest I can tell that a link got posted somewhere. 100 people is hit. And um. Yuck.
2:33 pm is earliest I can tell that a link got posted somewhere. 100 people is hit. And um. Yuck.
2:45pm
Fake FEW contract is created.
Fake FEW contract is created.
2:48pm
Fake few contract creator approves on uniswap
2:49
Fake few contract creator creates $15k worth of liquidity
So it took *4 minutes* to create a fake token and add liquidity (aka "get it listed on uniswap")
Fake few contract creator approves on uniswap
2:49
Fake few contract creator creates $15k worth of liquidity
So it took *4 minutes* to create a fake token and add liquidity (aka "get it listed on uniswap")
Interestingly, 5 hours after putting it on uniswap (7:29pm my time), contract creator registers an ENS name: fewfi.eth.
Which means he's still shilling this scam somewhere.
Which means he's still shilling this scam somewhere.
Whooooa.
Okay so fake FEWunderstand (aka fake few) on Etherscan: https://etherscan.io/dextracker?q=FEW
Find first trade: https://etherscan.io/tx/0xd3e4a74cf14b9afff28773ca617690d16dc1cb9232dc8c030b664dec605d81c9
See this contract thing that doesn't hit the router like normal? https://etherscan.io/address/0xebb4d6cfc2b538e2a7969aa4187b1c00b2762108
Okay so fake FEWunderstand (aka fake few) on Etherscan: https://etherscan.io/dextracker?q=FEW
Find first trade: https://etherscan.io/tx/0xd3e4a74cf14b9afff28773ca617690d16dc1cb9232dc8c030b664dec605d81c9
See this contract thing that doesn't hit the router like normal? https://etherscan.io/address/0xebb4d6cfc2b538e2a7969aa4187b1c00b2762108
so thats weird. but yeah i wanted a scam token list.
https://twitter.com/tayvano_/status/1308687486906822659
apparently no one has a scam token list.
so i made a scam token list using 0xebb4 and his buddies.
https://twitter.com/tayvano_/status/1308687486906822659
apparently no one has a scam token list.
so i made a scam token list using 0xebb4 and his buddies.
its a fucking list tho.
like a fucking serious ass list.
and most, if not all, of these were created and liquidity was added to uniswap after 7/1/2020. and most, if not all, appear to be scam tokens.
theres prob more, i just stayed in the https://etherscan.io/txs?a=0x93438e08c4edc17f867e8a9887284da11f26a09d&p=135 bubble and he didnt exist 78 days ago.
theres prob more, i just stayed in the https://etherscan.io/txs?a=0x93438e08c4edc17f867e8a9887284da11f26a09d&p=135 bubble and he didnt exist 78 days ago.
because if you go outside the 0x9343 bubble you find shit like this: https://etherscan.io/address/0x54db6eec4d19cccab98bc86f4eea025aafbd3d2a
1. fresh addy grabs 1100 eth from okex (i think)
2. creates new token: https://etherscan.io/address/0xacd0490a8e2cfac7e82267b424563347e1b2b1d8
3. provides liquidity on uniswap for 5 mins
4. exits to fresh address
5. 2 eth richer.
1. fresh addy grabs 1100 eth from okex (i think)
2. creates new token: https://etherscan.io/address/0xacd0490a8e2cfac7e82267b424563347e1b2b1d8
3. provides liquidity on uniswap for 5 mins
4. exits to fresh address
5. 2 eth richer.
i found that happening over and over. how?
we'll i'd end up looking at a page like https://etherscan.io/token/0xacd0490a8e2cfac7e82267b424563347e1b2b1d8
which i found from our buddy https://etherscan.io/address/0xebb4d6cfc2b538e2a7969aa4187b1c00b2762108 (the guy 5 tweets up trading few)
we'll i'd end up looking at a page like https://etherscan.io/token/0xacd0490a8e2cfac7e82267b424563347e1b2b1d8
which i found from our buddy https://etherscan.io/address/0xebb4d6cfc2b538e2a7969aa4187b1c00b2762108 (the guy 5 tweets up trading few)
so thats fucking insane af. dunno what it is or means tho. 
address dump
center: 0x93438e08c4edc17f867e8a9887284da11f26a09d
contracts of his:
0x21e479e62603a3ea0b6dc687cb86b9938d39a3dd
0xa23636dd7b1517e12088fb8c5b364c735111f979
0x1c72e0fbf8beb4e933c86cbb5d7b84879cd0fe69
address dump
center: 0x93438e08c4edc17f867e8a9887284da11f26a09d
contracts of his:
0x21e479e62603a3ea0b6dc687cb86b9938d39a3dd
0xa23636dd7b1517e12088fb8c5b364c735111f979
0x1c72e0fbf8beb4e933c86cbb5d7b84879cd0fe69
...
0xb73815f5f055073c93d4332fb53dc01d82778dde
0xb88a1b2ab0deb0df1d62cef5176deb3bb5488d11
0x2d32705504e6baddf3cfe13409a07b60a320a48d
0x4c3a9e1ddf2eae499b60374b6415c9dedbb70991
0x354576b4b0a56bdc5af677e5cba04b2eec6d4778
0xf2f8b15133973fce4ce30ec2989ff0bcf0052e0d
...
0xb73815f5f055073c93d4332fb53dc01d82778dde
0xb88a1b2ab0deb0df1d62cef5176deb3bb5488d11
0x2d32705504e6baddf3cfe13409a07b60a320a48d
0x4c3a9e1ddf2eae499b60374b6415c9dedbb70991
0x354576b4b0a56bdc5af677e5cba04b2eec6d4778
0xf2f8b15133973fce4ce30ec2989ff0bcf0052e0d
...
0x7098c1c07e313a3c3be616f82119cd22ddcc796c
0xa96e2806a6fb7f504b04f6df549c4c7b0a100b2e
0x5410dd15121b7e26b04470b57dcf11bc1ea4602e
0x950543e41294700e8a249a5e692bd5325bb87228
0xebb4d6cfc2b538e2a7969aa4187b1c00b2762108
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0xa96e2806a6fb7f504b04f6df549c4c7b0a100b2e
0x5410dd15121b7e26b04470b57dcf11bc1ea4602e
0x950543e41294700e8a249a5e692bd5325bb87228
0xebb4d6cfc2b538e2a7969aa4187b1c00b2762108
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controllers/holders for 0x9343:
0xacb78b259f5edb9746baf5c13e9a59439418f8da
0xcde19c6a93ba8bd102bdb5fae0a8ea2ba203a89c
0x21067d95d4c157904be5380194325d0e93619d6b
0x17083be979a080e80d158218b5c17b118fc0a4cb
0xacb78b259f5edb9746baf5c13e9a59439418f8da
0xcde19c6a93ba8bd102bdb5fae0a8ea2ba203a89c
0x21067d95d4c157904be5380194325d0e93619d6b
0x17083be979a080e80d158218b5c17b118fc0a4cb
