So I& #39;ve been rummaging through piles from an abandoned tech-fixer-store, and I& #39;ve found a DEC-Talk! It& #39;s not in that bad of a shape, but I think I can tinker with it to fuck with the guys.
A few of the selectable voices do seem to have their switches broken off. "Dennis", "Frank", and "Wendy".
I could *try* getting it to work, but ah. Fuck it man, this is already a lot of effort for something I mightn& #39;t even do.