So I've been rummaging through piles from an abandoned tech-fixer-store, and I've found a DEC-Talk! It's not in that bad of a shape, but I think I can tinker with it to fuck with the guys.
A few of the selectable voices do seem to have their switches broken off. "Dennis", "Frank", and "Wendy".
I could *try* getting it to work, but ah. Fuck it man, this is already a lot of effort for something I mightn't even do.
I'm hearing a rumble from the couple. Not Norton and Sam, Slick and uhh.. Mike. I'll just take this with me and a cheap tiny speaker I found as well. I was gonna document the fun I was gonna have fun in this thread but ah well.
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