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Me chilling the day before results come out:
Me on the morning of results when my siblings ask me what i think will happen if i did shit
When i got some time alone to REALLY think about what would happen to me if i messed it up
Me reaching to my laptop secretly because i know they open the portal early
Me, nervous but confident, checking my results only to see the ABSOLUTE MADNESS THAT CXC HAS DECIDED TO DO
At that point i only told my brothers, as i was out of ideas on how to leave the country before 5pm hit
As soon as 5 hit, “Tell us the information to log in here we so excited!”
Me:
Me:
“HOW YOU COULD DO SO BAD? IS ONLY MULTIPLE CHOICE, WATCH THIS”
When everybody quarreling and clowning me and my little cousin starts laughing at me even though she can’t count to 5
My mother when i tried to get some dinner later that night:
Me pleading when they decided to place me in solitary confinement indefinitely
Me bring escorted back to my solitary bedroom after they caught me trying to make mac and cheese at 3:44 am
Me when my story makes news and TV6 and VICE interview me on how i do so horrible in multiple choice and get myself put on house arrest:
I messed it up but here https://twitter.com/j_lendor/status/1308520290528489473">https://twitter.com/j_lendor/...
When they sentence me to being disowned and drop me off in the middle of nowhere
My family after i died years later but they still couldn’t let the damn exams go:
