Spent the last 15 minutes staring at this photo of professional basketball athlete Kyle Singler

Using this thread to expand upon Mr. KGB (Kyle Gets Buckets)

First, an appetite-whetter

Several years ago an r/nba poster made the compelling case that Singler was, at the time, the worst NBA player receiving substantial playing time. Singler was in the middle of a five-year, $25 million contract

As a commenter points out, his shooting splits don't even total 100

A quick survey of KySing's many other 'dos

L to R from top:
-The Child of the Corn
-The Steal-Your-Girl Bun
-The Mischievous Euro Schoolboy
-The Duke Product

Although drafted in 2011 by Detroit, KyKy initially rebuked the NBA and instead began his pro career playing Euroball for Lucentum Alicante and Real Madrid

After graciously washing out of the NBA, he returned to Spain in Sept 2018 finish his career for Iberostar Tenerife

Upon announcing his retirement in Oct 2019, Singler had earned $20 million playing NBA ball

Over his NBA career, the Oregon native averaged 6.5 pts/2.9 reb/0.8 ast on 42/36/78 shooting

The Thunder will pay him $1 million annually through 2023

Rumble, young man, rumble.