Things we& #39;ve learned about the sentient Covid-19 virus based on policies:

- it can count
- it& #39;s time-conscious
- it supports BLM
- it can distinguish between weddings, parties & funerals
- it can distinguish between social & work settings
- it can travel through the internet

- you can spread it even if you don& #39;t have it
- if you wear a mask (of any kind), it will pass over you
- it can only jump 1 metre. But sometimes 2 metres.
- it can infect you as you enter a restaurant, but not once seated

What else did I miss?

- it is racist (despite supporting BLM)
- it can navigate one way systems
- it can distinguish between & #39;commoner& #39; & celebrity funerals
- it doesn& #39;t spread in gyms attended by politicians
- it gets VERY upset when referred to as & #39;Chinese virus& #39;, & #39;Kung Flu& #39;, or & #39;Woo Ping Cough& #39;

- it can distinguish between a bar that serves food & one that doesn& #39;t
- it& #39;s more infectious in certain supermarket aisles
- it can travel across large stretches of empty beach, despite 2m limit
- it hates small businesses
- it spreads quicker at Trump rallies than at protests