Shoutout to the one-text away friends... friends who keep up with the narrative that is. your. life. so that random photos and messages of your world make sense.

I& #39;m not the fill-you-in friend type. My world is changes too quickly to catch you up each time. Damn girl, keep up.

Either ride along and know what& #39;s happening or get tossed into the polite, detached texts pile.

I& #39;ll ride along with you too don& #39;t worry. I was raised to have friendships with a pulse not this scheduling zoom calls shit.

If I can& #39;t text you about small, daily wins... shit—small daily loses, then what are you here for?

Brunch pics?

I don& #39;t need you to be there to listen and gasp to the horror stories and how I dealt with them alone... where was you at when they were happening???

Yall not friends. Yall just tag eachother. bye.