POV: Michael Jackson asks you out on a dinner date (he’s cooking!)
At the restaurant he built with c met!
He pulls out the chair 4 u u sit
Him: What do you want to fucking eat?
Him: hello baby, look what I’ve made for us to eat
You: Michael! This is wonderful! We should have desert after
Michael: hold on this is only the appetizer!
You: woah I’m already full
Him: wait!!! Save room for more!! I got the desert
I can’t wait to go to therapy today
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