Before I sleep I just wanted to talk about the collective national fear of Singapore that is..... monkeys

Yall ever go on hikes or trails and see tourist oooing and aaaing over them monkeys while the locals are running away for dear life

I was literally in phuket and our tour bus had a free monkey show during the rest stop and omg the way all the singaporean families ran

Also just protip, they always tell us this but never look at the monkeys in the eyes or smile at them cuz bearing ur teeth is like picking a fight w them in monkey language HAKDKFK