So I went back to The Book Of Jonah to get my story straight. And I-
Jonah le Modimo had such a toxic relationship bathong
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Jonah le Modimo had such a toxic relationship bathong
Modimo: Jonah, hambo tshela labantu ukuthi sebayabheda
Jonah: Phangelani, Bricks. Andizi
Jonah: Phangelani, Bricks. Andizi
So Jonah gets on a skep with other sailors, determined to make God do his dirty works.
Modimo now sends a storm to moer this skep. The sailors panick. Jonah wateng o yile ka boroko. Nigga doesn& #39;t feel/hear a damn ting. That& #39;s how determined he was to mize God. I have to stan
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Modimo now sends a storm to moer this skep. The sailors panick. Jonah wateng o yile ka boroko. Nigga doesn& #39;t feel/hear a damn ting. That& #39;s how determined he was to mize God. I have to stan
Personally, inkani ka Jonah is the one
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Anyway, batho ba skepe wake Jonah up on some "heh, ndoda. Vuka. Siyashaun." Ahlikihle amehlo uJonah, athole ukuthi ulwande lifuna ukuba qeda.
uJonah az& #39;bike nesono sakhe. What an upstanding guy
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Anyway, batho ba skepe wake Jonah up on some "heh, ndoda. Vuka. Siyashaun." Ahlikihle amehlo uJonah, athole ukuthi ulwande lifuna ukuba qeda.
uJonah az& #39;bike nesono sakhe. What an upstanding guy
Jonah athi listen, threw me over the water my dyans, singashaun sonke. These comrades, also upstanding gents, decide to not threw him but to battle the storm, elwandle. Tlauns.
Istorm sithi nix, angiyi ndawo. They threw Jonah. Gwinyikiyani iJonah, deep in binnekant enhlanzini
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Istorm sithi nix, angiyi ndawo. They threw Jonah. Gwinyikiyani iJonah, deep in binnekant enhlanzini
It& #39;s the fact that this man chose a raging storm and being swallowed by a fish to just delivering a message. Niyayazi inkani?!
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Rha. I& #39;m stanning. Hard. Bese baphinde balwe uJonah noThixo ngoba uThixo akabulalanga abantu.
Mans sulked and sat in the sun. In the scorching heat. Kwatele uThixo. I get it. I understand Jonah.
Mans sulked and sat in the sun. In the scorching heat. Kwatele uThixo. I get it. I understand Jonah.
Thixo decides to safe Jonah& #39;s light-skinned privilege and grows a plant to shelter him from the sun. Next thing, jiki jiki uThixo sends a worm to kill the plant, and then sends hot wind to burn this man.
FOR ENG?!
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FOR ENG?!
It& #39;s this exchange for me (go away if you have problems with font)
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Bathong, these two needed couple& #39;s therapy. Ha a
Bathong, these two needed couple& #39;s therapy. Ha a
The moral of the story is don& #39;t battle God unless you have the nkani to withstand a raging ocean, being swallowed by a fish and then being moered by the sun.
All Jonah had to do is deliver a smol smol message: Nizoshaun. That& #39;s it. But mans wanted to live his burst life.
All Jonah had to do is deliver a smol smol message: Nizoshaun. That& #39;s it. But mans wanted to live his burst life.
Personally, me, I get Jonah. Modimo o voerspoto
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You listen, bak& #39;shaya nges& #39;phambano. Unprovoked. You don& #39;t listen, udliwa iPilchards.
You listen and trek 40 years in the desert with ungrateful gents, you don& #39;t get to see the promised land.
Aowa
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You listen and trek 40 years in the desert with ungrateful gents, you don& #39;t get to see the promised land.
Aowa