Protagonists of traditional English folk ballads as Untitled Goose Picrew, a thread.

First of all, Janet from Tam Lin.

The lady from Famous Flower of Serving Men.

The husband of the lady from Famous Flower of Serving Men. (He is dead and also a birb in canon so this is exact accurate.)

The Bonnie Lass of Anglesey, after dancing all the lords' gold and land away.

Naked Matty Groves, from Matty Groves, and his pocketknife.

OH SHIT IT'S LORD ARLEN get your ass out of that bed Matty!!! :O :O :O

It's Captain Ward and the Rainbow. Except this Rainbow isn't with the cops because there are no cops at pride.

It's a lovely day in Hell, and you're The Farmer's Curst Wife.

Okay I don't know how to top that one right now. Gonna go take a break. May add more later. Honk.