Taliberal: Anyone who believes that terrorism has no religion.

Found all over the world, especially after a terrorist attack by vans, trucks, planes, knives, stones, or other such self-aware, self-driven contraptions. A broad group that includes other types as described below.
Ghaliberal: Anyone who believes that civilization reached its pinnacle when the purity of Urdu descended on this Earth.

Found in South Asia discussing nuances as if they were layers of wilted onion, and scorning at those who can't understand/appreciate the dewdrops of decadence.
Laliberal: Anyone who believes in leftist ideology.

Found all over the world, especially spending decades in universities demanding freedom in a free country, and when elected to power, exterminating the opposition by convincing them cogently that they cannot just go on living.
Malayaliberal, Bengaliberal, Dumeeliberal: Anyone whose fragile idea of regional supremacy is built by decades of systematic deracination.

Found, respectively, in uber-enlightened states of Kerala and WB, and the wannabe-enlightened state of TN worshipping beards of strange men.
Coliberal: Anyone who believes in constitutional utopia such as secularism, socialism, and freedom of speech (even the Constitution doesn't believe in them).

Found in no-skin-in-the-game professions cherry-picking articles in the Constitution as if they were peas in biriyani.
Williberal: Anyone who thinks he/she/it is an intellectual progeny of William S, and struts around like a pigeon deluding itself as a peacock. Also, gliberal.

Found in news studios, lit-fests, debates, and on Twitter with names of schools/colleges they studied in decades ago.
Silliberal: Anyone who seeks confirmation/validation from any of the other groups in this thread, who are anyway least concerned of such fence-sitters. Also, wannaberal.

Found in Twitter mostly, annoying the so-called right-wing followers and being ignored by the left-wing ones.
Bollyberal: Anyone in the movie industry whose idea of high-tea is not what you think, and whose hypocrisy is matched only by other taliberals.

Found in swanky parties, snowy locales, strange costumes, someone else's shacks, and when the cameras are not on them, altered states.
Lolliberal: Anyone who prefers to live a privileged life shielded from the reality of others, but would have a view on everything, from poverty to property.

Found in upscale places in urban areas sipping a Merlot with an arugula salad, and chattering like Eeny, Meeny, and Mynie.
Analyberal: Anyone who uses analytical reasoning, also famously called rationalism, to parade their atheism and berate the lowly theists, usually Hindus, for their superstitious beliefs.

Found usually on social media, supporting anything in the name of freedom of speech, or art.
Goaliberal: Anyone who shifts goalposts, and therefore, not applying any pertinent logic. Also, nulliberal.

Found everywhere, for it does not require any special skills, shifting discussion to the Constitution when talking of art, or to Cubism when talking of loudspeakers...
Bulliberal: Anyone who spouts arguments that could make bullshit look like a piece of cake, and who also bullies others into submission by her/his authority. Also, mem/sahiberal.

Found in the upper echelons of exclusivist power centers such as universities and publishing houses.
Holiberal: Anyone who wakes up during Hindu festivals and remembers everything from ethics to ecology, whose purpose of existence is to insult Hindu practices. Also, diwaliberal.

Found in India in urban pockets, but slowly becoming a global sub-species due to Hindu resurgence.
Baberal: Anyone who thinks that civilization blossomed when Morgul Lords set their magnificent mojdis on this mundane land, and gave it undiminished glory.

Found mostly in India, but with hagiographers elsewhere, discussing every week this or that that the Morgul Lords gave us.
Of course, this is not an exhaustive list, and neither is this exclusive.

A bollyberal is usually a seasonal holiberal, a coliberal is usually a laliberal, and a silliberal is usually borderline analyberal.

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