Thread by @ssvturn, hi guys.do you wanna know why my mom named me Saturn?A thread [...]

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ssvturn

hi guys.
do you wanna know why my mom named me Saturn?

A thread

for my astrology friends, there's recently been misconceptions about which planets rule which signs.
Since Uranus is an outer planet, it can't rule a sign.

but, you know what planet actually rules Aquarius?
that's right.

but, you know what planet actually rules Aquarius?that's right.

uranus don't rule aquarius, saturn does
And my mom figured, since I'll be an aquarius, why not name him Saturn?
But, when my mom pitched the idea to my dad, he wasn't rly down, but I apparently kicked really hard after she said that, and she took that as me saying "heck yeah"

my English throughout this thread was horrid, but I'm learning more and more every day
Thanks for reading

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