stay tuned for my incisive deep dive into how the yunmeng trio and the j*nas brothers are remarkably similar, actually.

jiang yanli i’m so sorry baby i love you you’re my forever girl. you still largely leave the band (yunmeng) to start a family with jin zixuan, who isn’t NOT similar to a hairdresser from new jersey. baby i can’t believe my mouth (thumbs) is even saying this but you’re kevin.

jiang cheng you’re the entire reason for this little epiphany. you’re the to youngest and ALSO the most likely to (like a liar) pen and sing the lyrics “hugs are overrated just fyi.” you’re nick bc of that, mostly, but also the general intensity, also you have the most staying

power bc you didn’t die consumed by the fruits of your demonic labors like wei joexian or become a family man like jiang kevinli. also nick played marius and marius played jiang cheng. i’m connecting the dots. i’m connecting them.

wei wuxian baby you’re full FULL joe. personality. propensity (per j*nas fanon) toward acting out to draw negative attention so jiang nick gets good attention. i hope you had so much fun in dnce with the wen siblings honey you’re great. may your child wen yuan with your spouse

notable actor lan wangji bring you great joy now that you’re settling into yourself and your place in life.

had the thought while teaching of wei joexian flat-ironing his long hair much, much longer than either adoptive sibling and it brought me such genuine joy