Ok,gather round folks, let’s use @aproko_doctor to explain to y’all what you must not do. So, this morning, my man’s woke up and decided to exercise by way of taking a long walk. Great,right? Of course, but for the little matter of putting on a headset while walking. You see, https://twitter.com/aproko_doctor/status/1308329205118140416

Ordinarily that won’t be a problem, physical activities like this one can be draining and at times monotonous which is why you need some sort of distraction like jamming to #Fem and #Nostress or even listening to Tblack’s rusty voice as he defiled the sacred grooves of Osun...

Or Whatever y’all like listening to these days. The main problem with putting on headsets while you walk in a place like Nigeria has to do with security. With the level of insecurity in our land, everyone taking walks is expected to be aware of his or her environment. Situational

Awareness is not something you mess with due to the risks that we are daily confronted with. The music playing in your ears makes it near impossible for you to be aware of the happenings in your immediate environment. Check out the list of things that may happen:

-SARS attack
-LASTMA
-awon area boys
-kidnappers
-armed robbers
-stray bullet
-Billion gang
-Two fighting
-Iya Basira and her customers
-Olosho slapping
Streets are tough mehnn!Even with all the Odeshi @aproko has collected from Okrikri, anyone of these can be potentially

Life threatening which is why as a sharp street savvy King, all your sensory organs are supposed to be at their sharpest and at full alert when you walk the jungle streets.Just imagine that Mufutau,or Dauda or even Okwy of Okwybros Global who passed the night at that Motel by the

Road is refusing to pay Labake or any other Jakpostina on duty that night the fair market price of an all-nighter as agreed. So Labake,after carefully considering the 77 positions per second that any of these dudes inflicted on the puna after combining Baby Oku with Tramadol,

decided to settle the matter the street way: Mbahrizing their heads with empty Odeku bottles. The melee spilled into the streets just the moment @aproko_doctor was passing, with his ears blocked with Laycon’s gbedu and not knowing that WW3 was going on behind him. No way did he

Hear Iya Ibeji screaming and saying “Oga o, Comot for road o egungun don enter mutor o!” One thing leads to another and gbosaaaaa! Labake aimed, Mufutau ducked, Doctor( God forbid) received it. Shey na Wetin you go tell Boo? That is how she will now leave the correct recipe she

Is working on to come and start pressing hot water on ya head to prevent you going the way of Mbah. We must know when to be alert and when to let our guards down. The streets ain’t safe anymore. Our worry is not fumes from cars alone o! Thank me later.