this reminds me of the the time my friend offered me to drop to my house (which btw was a 2 hours drive) but i was like "you 🥺 don't 🥺 have 🥺to 🥺 i will just take the train 🥺"

and she asked me whether i ever rode a train and i was "yes 🌚" ... with my parents as a baby 😹 https://twitter.com/finkleswaifu/status/1308314170308407296
anyways, i started crying in the station because i didn't know how trains work and the route seemed so confusing (i had to change trains etc.) i just cried loudly in the station and rode on the train with a starbucks barista

and ✨crazy✨ how i was i ended up in an empty train w
a couple of old bengali men who saw me crying and was like "don't worry, dear... i am here 🥰"

and i started crying even more because i just realised i left my phone in the first station. and these men sitting beside seemed dodgy...

so i did what every smurt person
would do! I... ran. I ran for my life. as soon as the doors opened, i ran straight to the exit gate.

and guess who was waiting for me at the exit gate? 🥰 the same bengali uncle from the train (😭).

he was like "you should come with me to my camp. i will drop you at your
house 😁" and i was like mf leaf me alone i can't 😭 ofc i never said it out loud so i ran... again. to the taxi stand and almost sat on a taxi when he grabbed my hand and said "come with me" im like ?? sir ??? i said "no, i am good. i will just take a taxi 😐" and he just
couldn't leave me alone so he tried to sit in the front seat 😭 and i said in my high pitched voice "ITS OKAY I CAN GO HOME BY MYSELF." and the taxi driver (may Allah bless him) took the hint and was like "yeah, I will drop her safely." and locked the doors.
i can't help it... i be attracting ✨psychos ✨ all the time.

this is my special talent 🤩
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