this reminds me of the the time my friend offered me to drop to my house (which btw was a 2 hours drive) but i was like "you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> don& #39;t https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> have https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> i will just take the train https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">"

and she asked me whether i ever rode a train and i was "yes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌚" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">" ... with my parents as a baby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen"> https://twitter.com/finkleswaifu/status/1308314170308407296">https://twitter.com/finkleswa...
anyways, i started crying in the station because i didn& #39;t know how trains work and the route seemed so confusing (i had to change trains etc.) i just cried loudly in the station and rode on the train with a starbucks barista

and https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">crazyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> how i was i ended up in an empty train w
a couple of old bengali men who saw me crying and was like "don& #39;t worry, dear... i am here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">"

and i started crying even more because i just realised i left my phone in the first station. and these men sitting beside seemed dodgy...

so i did what every smurt person
would do! I... ran. I ran for my life. as soon as the doors opened, i ran straight to the exit gate.

and guess who was waiting for me at the exit gate? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> the same bengali uncle from the train (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">).

he was like "you should come with me to my camp. i will drop you at your
house https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">" and i was like mf leaf me alone i can& #39;t https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> ofc i never said it out loud so i ran... again. to the taxi stand and almost sat on a taxi when he grabbed my hand and said "come with me" im like ?? sir ??? i said "no, i am good. i will just take a taxi https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">" and he just
couldn& #39;t leave me alone so he tried to sit in the front seat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> and i said in my high pitched voice "ITS OKAY I CAN GO HOME BY MYSELF." and the taxi driver (may Allah bless him) took the hint and was like "yeah, I will drop her safely." and locked the doors.
i can& #39;t help it... i be attracting https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">psychos https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> all the time.

this is my special talent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">
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