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I just had a FaceTime date. He just talked about how rich and tall he was. He was also a nonmasker that had a tattoo which was an owl, clock & grimreaper scythe combination. He showed me his entire wing of the house & backyard. I just literally sat there while my edible hit me
This guys gonna see this and sue me. He told me he took a test that gave him the ability to be any rank he wanted in the Air Force. He also at one point carried a gun because he heard a sound 
He defended Rick and Morty obviously, to which I roasted him for. He showed me his entire closet which is apparently mostly clothes celebrities wear when they are interviewed on enews because his sister works there. Apparently he has one Zac Efron wore. Itâs all hitting me
Half way through the date I took my make up off because it was too late to be wearing make up. He got scared because I was still pretty. He also said he thought I was hot cosplaying avatar characters which actually was nice to hear. My really appreciated that one.
God BITCH he liked the prequels!!! NO! He was also a really big Harry Potter fan, which was cute and Iâm kicking myself for not asking him what house heâs in although Iâm sure he would say Gryffindor (heâs a Leo)
At the end of the call he was saying good night and he hung up accidentally bc he dropped his phone. This isnât real. None of this is real. He said he was Rastafarian and believed in Jah. And yes he was. I have to take a Tylenol now
Also I would just like to say that anyone that matches with me sees that this is a possibility. This is a nonverbal agreement.
