Sbwl a dictator to shake things up. Maybe we won’t waste time and money with a commission of enquiry.

When our dictator gets the list of the PPE and UIF fraudsters

When the DA wants to submit ivote of no confidence, ithi idictator yethu:

When SAA wants another business rescue cheque,

When Andile Lungisa doesn’t want to go to jail:

Our dictator in response to the Clicks ad and other other forms of racism:

Our dictator calling in legal and illegal reinforcements to fight GBV, Human Trafficking, Rape etc because he’s had enough of this shit in his country:

Our dictator before firing Bheki Cele:

Our dictator to Fikile Mbalula after one of his press releases:

Our dictator getting our money back from Bosasa creeps, Zandile Gumede and all their little corrupt friends:

Our dictator after finding out that all Nathi Mthethwa does is tweet and RT all day. He’s not about to let down his artists because he loves The Queen noMabonza & he’s currently jamming to Kwesta’s spirit.

Our dictator’s subs to Emmerson Mnangagwa & Paul Kagame because he cares about his continent and all the Africans on it;

Finally, our dictator after we make our own covid vaccine without having to depend on Russia, UK, China or the USA. Saving us the risk of being sterilized to stop reproduction instead of getting the real vaccine.

Me, I sbwl one. Just to crack us into shape for a year.