whatever. Anyway. AU where leslie works at an amusement park as a walking character and Noah goes on his own as a ~salute~ but then meets Leslie and then he gets a job as his own walking character n they r just cute and happy in this one

Noah is lost looking for a dark ride and he comes across a character being chewed out by a karen bc of some trivial shit w her kid and the costume's feet bein large so whenever she leaves the head. comes off n oo its a cute boy being embarrassed and pissed

noah like asks where it is to his back and leslie is all oh fucj uhm- puts the head back on shittily and points the wrong direction and noah is like ty :) and leaves but then later on he's feeling tthe sewer slides and then guess who gives him something nice its the character

its probably like a commemorative lolipop or somethin but noah is like omg thank u :( im sry about that lady and thats when the head comes off and leslie is like listen. Are u ok.

And then noah starts cryin into his fuzzy costume that he doesnt kno what to do, he came here w the last of his money n will to live, he's just gonna *^#*%*^%% after this so he just wants to enjoy himself one last time and leslie is like "no pls dont haha ur too sexy??"

no but rly Leslie gets the rest of the day off sick and gets to know noah and OFC they click bc why wouldnt they and then Leslie goes back to noah's resort room w them and..... happy

in my head Leslie is Donald Duck in one of his seasonal outfits and noah gets a job as Daisy

lmfao typing this thread out literally made me stop crying is this a superpower or just pitiful