(JACQUI follows JEREMY into the bedroom. He sits on the edge of the bed. She goes directly to the corner. She stands facing the wall with her hands on her head, waiting).

[BEAT]

Him: Why are we here, Jacqui?
Her: (Slowly) Because I treat the place like a hotel, sir.
Him: Uh-huh

[BEAT]
Him: Go on.
Her: (Tears forming) I, I forgot to clear the kitchen after lunch, sir.
Him: And.
Her: (Thinking rapidly)...And I& #39;ve let the laundry pile up...again.
Him: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Her: I...no, sir.
Him: This is a repeat offence.
Her: Yes, sir.

Him: Come and place yourself over my lap. I& #39;m going to give you a warming and then a good thrashing to remind you that you live here and have household responsibilities.

[She goes to him at once].

Him: Why do you do it?
Her: (In position) I have no idea, sir.
Him: Very well.