Y'all. WAIT.

Paris Hilton... Hilton hotels...

WHY HAVE I NEVER CONNECTED THOSE DOTS????????
Paris THEE Hilton is an actual Hilton. Bitch. Did y'all know this???
I can't believe y'all are attacking me like I was supposed to just automatically know this information
Y'all keep talking about my age. I'm 25. Which means yes, I'm old enough to have known this information lmao. But I didn't. So fuck off.
I love how y'all are acting like Paris Hilton is a Sojourner goddamn Truth. I was 8 when that show came out. I was watching fucking SpongeBob. Leave me alone. đź’€ I'm muting this
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