There is a mouse running around in my house and I’m hiding, terrified in my bed. This is my yearly reminder that I would never survive an apocalypse.

Hi. My name is Amanda and a thing you need to know about me is that in the event of an apocalypse, you should absolutely feel free to leave me behind as I am very aware I’ll likely be the first to die and I’m okay with it.

My husband is now delighting in telling me all the places we’ve been that likely has mice that I never noticed. I’m never leaving my house again, I guess.