Thread by @ericgarland, Are you there, Twitter? It's me, Game Theory Guy.The Media is intent [...]

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Are you there, Twitter? It& #39;s me, Game Theory Guy.

The Media is intent on doing the same shitty work that got us Trump, so I have a rant. OK?

STOP BLAMING MUELLER AND COMEY AND THE FBI FOR THE ACTIONS OF TRAITORS. NOW GET THE GODDAMN STORY RIGHT.

I KEEP HEARING THIS IDIOT-ASS MEME THAT MUELLER WAS TOO AFRAID TO PROSECUTE OR FORGOT WHAT A RUSSIA WAS

FROM THE SAME OUTLETS THAT FUCKED THIS ALL UP TO BEGIN WITH. I& #39;M OUT OF PATIENCE.

MUELLER DIDN& #39;T FUCK UP A DAMN THING, AND IF HE DID, THE MEDIA WOULD HAVE MISSED THAT, TOO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Mueller failed to investigate" Russia or Trump&Russia or Trump/Russia/Putin polyamorous relationship???

1. HERE& #39;S THE MEMO THAT LIMITED THE SCOPE. ROSENSTEIN WROTE IT.

2. HE COULDN& #39;T *NOT* INVESTIGATE RUSSIA - IT WAS F**KING EVERYWHERE

ALSO:
1. MUELLER HAD *40* FUCKING COUNTERINTELLIGENCE AGENTS FROM THE FBI ASSIGNED TO HIS PROBE - YOU THINK THEY INVESTIGATED FUCKING CANADA?

2. RUSSIANS WERE ALL OVER TRUMP, DAILY. IF THERE WEREN& #39;T ENOUGH RUSSIANS, THESE ASS-MONKEYS WENT AND FOUND MORE RUSSIANS.

Never mind Barr REDACTING OUT ALL THE WORST RUSSIA STUFF OUT OF THE MUELLER REPORT, CHECK OUT HOW ROSENSTEIN HAMSTRUNG THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING

Because they were limited to *campaign officials* and "links" they weren& #39;t ALLOWED TO MAKE CHARGING DECISION BASED ON OTHER STUFF

PLUS MUELLER WASN& #39;T GOING TO CHARGE A SITTING PRESIDENT. Argue with him as to why, it was obviously somewhere between his office getting shut down and the OLC memo and respecting DOJ, which was being run by Rosenstein.

THAT& #39;S NOT MUELLER *NOT* INVESTIGATING RUSSIA.

THAT& #39;S NOT THE SAME FBI THAT KNOWS TRUMP HAS HAD RUSSIA IN HIS PANTS SINCE THE SOVIET UNION

EVERYBODY AT FBI KNEW PUTIN OWNED TRUMP& #39;S BALLS

THEY WERE LIMITED TO PROVING "COLLUSION" WHICH ISN& #39;T A THING, AND THEY STILL INDICTED A TON OF SCUMBAGS.

*ahem*

We have had the full fucking Kremlin in the White House since 2017. It& #39;s been tense. Trump firing the FBI director while being investigated - which was unprecedented - made it more tense.

Mueller came in, got fenced in by Trump, Rosenstein, and then Barr.

HE DID GREAT.

I& #39;m not a fanboy. I& #39;m a DC guy. I know that these aren& #39;t demigods, but really tough, hardworking bureaucrats and human beings.

Still, there& #39;s NOBODY ELSE ON EARTH WHO COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB THAN THIS GUY GIVEN THE CARDS HE - AND THIS REPUBLIC - GOT DEALT.

Mueller watched - during his time as DIRFBI, 2001-2013 - Russia go from messy Mob goons to terrifying hybrid Mob-intelligence-nation. He watched threats transform and vastly outperform expectation.

THEN HE WATCHED RUSSIA SEIZE THE WHITE HOUSE.

NEWSFLASH: The books are ALREADY OUT and we& #39;ve reviewed many of them on Narativ Live. We know that 2016 was chaotic and then the Trump-Russia threat became as serious as a heart attack in a matter of weeks.

The FBI and the rest of the USIC and our allies did their best.

BECAUSE TRUMP WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN.

We now know that as soon as Trump was projected as the winner, the Russian botnets *stopped calling the election illegitimate.* THEY EXPECTED HILLARY.

Don& #39;t believe me? Look at this picture *as Trump won.*

Ivanka looks like she want to swallow her face and fall into a black hole. Trump looks like he& #39;s gonna get a cement shoe tour of Long Island Sound.

Then he finally drags down to the White House and looked like he was constantly getting a colonoscopy.

As I& #39;ve explained in zillions of threads:
1. The GOP had no exit plan.
2. Obama could not save the day.
3. The CIA and FBI *KNEW HOW BAD THIS WAS* but couldn& #39;t interfere in democracy.
4. We just had to wing it with our Constitution and laws.

THAT& #39;S WHAT MUELLER GOT FOR TOOLS.

And before Mueller& #39;s Special Counsel& #39;s Office, there was Comey, chasing down Mike Flynn and all the low hanging fruit - and there was lots of it.

On March 20, 2017 he told Congress, "HELL YES, WE HAVE COUNTERINTEL INVESTIGATIONS OPEN ON YOU" and Devin Nunes fell out of an Uber.

Within five WEEKS (A BLIP OF TIME IN WASHINGTON DC!!!) Comey hangs out at the EDVA Courthouse a little too much, scares the shit out of Jared and the other numbnuts, and Trump fires Comey. And then this garbage.

BUT YOU THINK MUELLER DIDN& #39;T CHECK OUT RUSSIA? REALLY?

RECAP: Mueller assembles 17 of the most lethal prosecutors in history, two SCIFs all for himself, and starts tearing into this whole treasony clusterfail.

LEMME SKIP ALL THE MIDDLE BITS: IF IT WEREN& #39;T FOR ROSENSTEIN AND ESPECIALLY BILL BARR, THE PRISONS WOULD BE FULL.

The Dems won control of the House in 2018 - EVEN WITH RUSSIA STILL ATTACKING OUR DEMOCRACY - and the GOP panicked so much, they went and scooped this lipid hernia out of the grease trap and made him Attorney General of Shutting Everything Down Oh God Bill Just Make It Go Away.

Barr comes in, realizes he& #39;s up to his bloated eyebrows in treason, and outlaws paragraphs, paper, court reporters, the word "guilty," search warrants, all of Iran-Contra, DEFINITELY INSLAW/PROMIS AND ROBERT MAXWELL, and also goes and fucks up all of Mueller& #39;s work.

OK, JUST SO WE& #39;RE TRACKING HERE, MUELLER WASN& #39;T "LACKING COURAGE" or "FORGET TO INVESTIGATE THE RUSSIA"

THIS CROSS BETWEEN FRED FLINTSTONE AND POL POT CAME IN AND INTENTIONAL FUCKED EVERYTHING SIDEWAYS TO SAVE THE GOP& #39;S COLLECTIVE FAT ASS. AND RUSSIA& #39;S.

I mean, how bad is Barr? How much did he intentionally fuck up Mueller& #39;s work?

Barr has tried to un-not-never-re-un-not prosecute this shit weasel, the most obviously guilty rodent in history who pleaded guilty twice.

AND FAILED. BWAAHAHAAHAAAA.

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I mean, how bad is Barr? How much did he intentionally fuck up Mueller& #39;s work?Barr has tried to un-not-never-re-un-not prosecute this shit weasel, the most obviously guilty rodent in history who pleaded guilty twice. AND FAILED. BWAAHAHAAHAAAA. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Seriously, with regards to Barr, IMAGINE HOW MANY, HYPOTHETICALLY, GOATS MUST HAVE KOMPROMAT ON YOU WHEN YOU BURN YOUR CAREER LEGACY TRYING TO SET *THIS* GUY FREE.

THOSE GOATS HAVE, HYPOTHETICALLY, LONG MEMORIES.

Anyhow, let& #39;s wrap up.

1. MUELLER DID A GREAT JOB, HE GOT SCREWED OVER, THE STATUTES OF LIMITATIONS ARE STILL GOOD, THEY CAN ALL BE CHARGED IN A *FEW WEEKS.* ANY OTHER STORY IS STUPID HORSESHIT THAT GOT US HERE.

2. Wanna fix this. Vote for these two.

WHY IS ALL OF THIS INSANITY GOING DOWN?

Because we let a Reality TV Mob asset owned by Russia into the most powerful political position on Earth.

We can fix that. November 3. And/or give Joe and Kamala $5 while you& #39;re thinking about it. https://secure.joebiden.com/onlineactions/5oZD-Vg89EOn_rr9Wg2oCA2">https://secure.joebiden.com/onlineact...

NO MORE TV MOBSTERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

NO MORE IDIOT TREASONWEASEL SONS-IN-LAW RUNNING EVERYTHING.

Just professional, decent politicians in the White House from now on. And we NEVER HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN. SO GO VOTE. ONCE AND WELL.

And to sum up, this thread goes out to the professionals at the @FBI, the DOJ, the USIC, and all the people who have been breaking their backs trying to keep this Republic.

We love you guys. Thanks for doing a hard ass, sometimes-no-thanks job. Really well.

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