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Let’s talk about Japanese pizzas.
Pizza Hut Japan knows how fucked up their pizzas are. That’s why I had to use a VPN to see the menu.
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Let’s talk about Japanese pizzas.
Pizza Hut Japan knows how fucked up their pizzas are. That’s why I had to use a VPN to see the menu.
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1. Tuna Mild (?!)
This one has tuna and mayonnaise on it and apparently it’s popular amongst a wide variety of ages. BULLSHIT!
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This one has tuna and mayonnaise on it and apparently it’s popular amongst a wide variety of ages. BULLSHIT!
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2. White Sauce with Sausage Bolognese.
What the fuck is the white sauce?! Apparently it smells like Parmesan.
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What the fuck is the white sauce?! Apparently it smells like Parmesan.
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3. Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Pollock Roe.
Get fucked, seriously. There’s a cream sauce involved. Flavour is stand out, so they say. Stand out shit I think.
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Get fucked, seriously. There’s a cream sauce involved. Flavour is stand out, so they say. Stand out shit I think.
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4. Gourmet Vegetable Mix.
Seems safe. Four types of grilled vegetables with tomato and asparagus to make sure your piss stinks.
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Seems safe. Four types of grilled vegetables with tomato and asparagus to make sure your piss stinks.
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5. Authentic Potato, Mayonnaise and Keema.
The concerning thing here is the potato and mayonnaise is expressed as potemayo (ポテマヨ) which suggests that the two things have been joined together and no longer exist outside themselves.
That’ll do me.
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The concerning thing here is the potato and mayonnaise is expressed as potemayo (ポテマヨ) which suggests that the two things have been joined together and no longer exist outside themselves.
That’ll do me.
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