Thread by @iitsarock, My weirdo 3rd roommate told our leasing office that my roommate and [...]

My weirdo 3rd roommate told our leasing office that my roommate and I sm*ke

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She& #39;s lucky my moms here. But when she& #39;s gone I& #39;m about to confront her scared ass and hopefully traumatize her

ok ranting bc i can& #39;t be visibly angry in front of my mom but. how Is her child-like rinky dink ass gonna move in here, sign another year when she said she& #39;d transfer somewhere else, then act like a whole snake in my apartment???????????

I have lived on campus + had shitty roommates too long to not enjoy sm*king in my living room (that I have lived in for 2 years longer than her). I WANT TO SLICE HER !!!!!!!!!!

Ok confirmed it was her bc they also left a letter on our door only addressed to me & my other roommate. Bruh my mom needs to leave RIGHT NOW

Me waiting in the living room for her to finally walk out her room

ok so she finally came out of hiding long enough for me to confront her. When I tell y& #39;all she was AVOIDING me.... I caught her galloping to her room & she was shaking so bad she dropped her keys 2-3 times tryna unlock the door

So there jana & I were, pr*gaming in my live room when she walks out. But jana was talking so I didn& #39;t wanna cut her off, so as my roommate went back in her room to close to door... I gave her a mean side eye & we made eye contact

We were back in my room when I saw her come out again. I was like ok fûckit. Walked out of my room and said "So I& #39;m assuming you went to the leasing office to complain about me and (roommate)" and SHE FROZE.

I& #39;m like "?? did she think she turned invisible or something ??" So i made a noise then she barely looked over her shoulder and said "...ya..what about it..."

I proceeded to take a heavy negro breath and say "I get u have frustrations + are 18 so you& #39;re figuring out how 2 b an adult... but I& #39;m 22 & (roomm8) is 25, so we don& #39;t have energy to deal w/ childish problems like not being able 2 communicate 2 the ppl u live with

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She could barely put a sentence together in the beginning but she tried to say "i did say i have a problem w/ it. i told you before" aka once @ the beginning of the year. BUT THE THING IS-

(ok continuing bc I had the urge to b**t her a** again today) -She literally said @ least x2 she was fine w/ us blowing out the window. She must& #39;ve started having conversations w/ us in her head when she changed her mind

Anyways she really tried to go back and forth w/ me but couldn& #39;t bc my mouth is too strong and her face turned into a tomato + still could barely get out a full sentence so I ended the convo by

-repeating "next time be an adult and communicate w/ the people you live with next time" over and over until she stopped mumbling words at me

The irony of her only being able to say things over text, just graduated high school, and has acted like nothing but a child since she before she moved in. How u gonna be an adult & a tattletale in the same sentence

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The irony of her only being able to say things over text, just graduated high school, and has acted like nothing but a child since she before she moved in. How u gonna be an adult & a tattletale in the same sentence https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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Anyways I& #39;m too grown (& mean) to deal w/ the growing pains of living with an entitled 18 year old. If they let me transfer rooms for free, im out. If not, I& #39;m b*llying her for the rest of the year & we& #39;ll both be miserable

Y& #39;all she is taking us to the office bc the TV was too loud on a Friday night. This bįtch thinks we live in a dorm w/ RA& #39;s

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My cool roommate & I:
My shit roommate after thinking we& #39;re obsessed with her:

THEYRE LETTING ME ESCAPE FOR FREE!!!! Imma ask them which room they& #39;ll tranfer me to to make sure it& #39;s not janxy then IM OUTTT. HAAYYYY

My dad& #39;s so annoying talkin bout "You only got like 6 months left until you graduate" when I told him I& #39;m moving rooms. Bro she caused all this havoc in the span of 3 weeks

I went in to pack stuff from my old apt really loudly at 1:30am just to piss off the roommate and it worked

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HER BOYFRIEND IS TELLING A WHOLE (delusional) TALE ABOUT ME ON INSTAGRAM LMFAOO. Yt adolescentes are too much y& #39;all

yt people & yt-washed POCs love using the phrase "I started to feel unsafe" when a Black person is involved

She& #39;s sending her 18 yr old friebds after me now

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Disclaimer bc not all of y& #39;all "know" me. Just know this message was from a stranger and I literally do not carry myself like this. (aside from sm*king lmao)

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