The Trump Superspreader Tour 2020 comes this afternoon to Vandalia, Ohio. Follow for a video thread.

Trump began his latest superspreader rally by murdering irony

Trump accuses Joe Biden of being a communist

Whoa. Trump introduces Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine -- and the crowd boos him!

"He's opening up," Trump says, to try to placate the audience.

Wow. Joe Biden is disqualified.

"I like Putin. He likes me."

Big "lock her up!" chants after Trump mentions Hillary Clinton

"We have F-35s that you can't see," Trump says, seemingly still confused about the fact that stealth planes aren't literally invisible

"It's hydrosonic. I call it super-duper." (There are hypersonic missiles but I'm not aware of "hydrosonic" missiles)

"Blood in the sand" -- drink!

"I'm so angry at Republicans. I am so angry ... they spied on my campaign, we caught 'em. And by the way, that's Biden, that's Obama ... it's treason." -- Trump

Trump tells an unending story about why steam power is better than electric power for big military ships.

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Trump is supposed to be delivering another speech in Ohio in less than an hour but he simply refuses to stop rambling in Vandalia