All my years in school, I never understood how undergrad babes date fellow undergrad boys with the expectation of a working class fellow.

As a boy who 'knows wasup' you were expected to sponsor your girl birthday, buy her stuff, take her & her friends out e.t.c...AS A STUDENT!😭
If you fail to, you are demeaned, berated, mocked & laughed at by her girl crew, most of whom at that time was dealing with politicians or working graduates.

They get expensive stuff from those men & start oppress the poor girl who then takes it out on you.
"Baby Baby Baby I want BB Bold 5. Shey I've been telling you since, Chioma's BF just bought one for her"

FFS Chioma's BF is a doctor working at the University Hospital, how am I, a 200L student who gets 25k/month from Popsi supposed to match him.

Don't you have conscience 😭
So she gets all sulky, mean, stops coming to your lodge always afterall her friend laugh at her everytime she says she wants to go.

If she come fine well na there Ogun com punish you finish. Na so you and those bankers wey dey open account for students go dey fight & of course
While their weapon of choice is sending her 5k every two weeks to eat at a fast food & go swimming with her friends, your own weapon of choice na "I love you" "let me do your assignment for you" "Don't worry I wrote your name in attendance today"..

Very ineffective weapons😭😭
Fast forward one or two trimesters later after the bank guy triggers her release clause cos of her immense beauty with a transfer fee of one BB Torch 2 or so, she go slowly stop to dey take your calls, stop to dey come your lodge & just like that...

You don collect Handicap 😭💔
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