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for every like, i’ll dunk on miles edgeworth about something he does that i hate
i hate his stupid hair that defies gravity
i HATE that he drives a stupid red sports car i bet his insurance is fucking insane in a big city like la or tokyo. idiot.
i hate when he says heh soMUCH
i hate that he says dumb shit like verily and ergo and mustn’t
i HATE his bratworth outfit bitch where the fuck you going looking like that aren’t you sweating under the 28582 layers
i hate his stupid dramatic gay poses like calm down gay boy
i hate that he thinks “cat got your tongue” is a sick burn
i hate his obsession with chess and the fact that he got a fucking custom chess board of him and his crush
i hate how much of a steel samurai nerd he is like we get it buddy it reminds you of ur childhood crush okAY
i hate his stupid “ngh” shit like what even is that meant to convey miles edgeworth
i hate when he thinks he really said something scathing and it’s just a fucking pun
i hate that he’s been a dork since day 1 like go play outside and stop watching the NEWS MILES UR 9
i despise his smug head shake so much like shut up ur a loser ur not slick
i hate that he fucking used BLOODY as slang stupid british bitch
i FUCKING HATE his cravat and i wanna burn it
i hate his dainty little tea cups that he thinks are classy probably
i deSPISE how depraved he looks when he gets mad like jesus christ miles r u a fucking demon
i hate that he can’t just smile in a damn photo like a normal person
i hate his bitchy little “hmph”
i hate when he cuts gumshoe’s salary like leave the puppy man alone u ass
I HATE HOW HIS DUMBASS THOUGHT IT WAS PSYCHOLOCK
i can’t stand that this little rich boy played GOLF and CHESS competitively...
adding on that i hate him so much for making this face and saying whoop simultaneously 
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i can’t think of a gayer, more annoying way to say goodbye
miles there was a fucking murder and ur worried about MUD I CANNOT STAND U
i hate him so much. he fucking,,, framed his bratworth jacket and hung it up in his office. i’m gonna fuckin k*ll him
the fact that he says eureka when he discovers a contradiction makes my blood boil
every time he says this i literally wanna commit an atrocity against him
