Greetings from our PNW anarchist jurisdiction. I find myself this morning sipping a cold brew just hours before giving blood, the scofflaw that I am. The front gate has been ajar overnight, and there is no telling what havok could have ensued. I will report back later with more.

They have transformed this hallowed music venue into a place where our blood is harvested for the good of others. What comes next for the anarchist jurisdiction currently named Seattle is anyone's guess. – bei Moore Theatre

Earlier today, the local anarchist construction crew was seen installing bike lanes on Fourth Ave in downtown Seattle, ensuring that bicycle technology could be forced on the local population by local warlords that frequent Monorail Espresso.

Upon leaving The Moore after having my blood harvested for the sake of others, I chimed in with "haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" to no one in particular. Anarchy is everywhere, people.

I am now making the most of the boxed rosé from the refrigerator, knowing it might be my last sips until the next box our commune purchases from the local Whole Foods. It is unclear whether we are able to secure wine from non-anarchist jurisdictions in Eastern Washingon or CA.

Moments ago, we purchased hemp-based beverages from the grocery store and imbibed immediately, allowing this evil juice to take over our every being. We made sure and tweet at the professional athlete sponsored by this brand to get attention for the cause.

We have unleashed this hellbeast on the squirrels that ravage the yard. She will ensure that the mobs of looters know to avoid this domicile if they know what's good for them. #AnarchistJurisdiction

None of the THREE (!) libraries I have access to have a copy of the Cookbook I wanted. #AnarchistJurisdiction

If you do not cuff your pants properly you are banished from the #anarchistdistrict

I have now fried up some shrimp and veggies in duck fat and made mini burritos, awaiting the impending attacks from rival anarchist troops returning from the nearby golf courses. #AnarchistJurisdiction

It is unclear as to which Seattle-area band will have a song adopted by the #AnarchistJurisdiction as its unofficial anthem. Obvious choices from Nirvana or Soundgarden may be outdone by "Honeybee" from The Head and the Heart, as Ballard neighborhood exerts its power.

Ann and Nancy from downtown #AnarchistJurisdiction https://twitter.com/justicar/status/1308205895881560064

Reports have started to come in on TikTok from NYC showing the utter debasement of that city by bicyclists https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJULYqLX/ 

Three miles into my city hike across the hellscape that is Seattle, I have seen people dining outside at a brewery without napkins on their laps, a dog off its leash, and three children kicking a soccer ball in a park. How can this all be real? #AnarchistJurisdiction

I barely made it through the International District unscathed. The roving gangs (of five or less, because pandemic) acting as walking billboards for colorful bubble tea preying on most unsuspecting passersby almost sucked me in, but I persevered. #AnarchistJurisdiction

The city council has now sided with much of the citizenry, meaning it is only a matter of time before the police start beating citizens again before their armor is taken away

Oh wait this thread was supposed to be a joke