OKAY solve this one for me. If you saw a license plate that read SQRT4BB, how would YOU translate it?
I want to hear your answers first and then I’ll tell you what the owner of the car told me
BUCKLE UP because when i saw that license plate, I was like "Squirt for baby?" and my friend was like "I squirt for big boobs?" and the owner of the car hit the unlock button and walked towards us. she was a tall thin brunette woman in preppy professional clothes
and i was like, 'i have to ask about your license plate' and she said 'Oh, the square root of 4bb; to be or not to be; I'm an actor.' !!!!!!!!!!!
as i looked more closely at her car i also saw a harvard bumper sticker, which helped me fill in the missing piece of the logic. okay girl. you still have a car that says squirt for baby you fucking weirdo
this happened years ago and i think about it once a week
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