omg wangxian au where vampires get smashed if they drink the blo0d of a drunk human. vamp lwj hasnt fed for a few weeks, hides in a alley, grabs a random human to feed on. it was wwx who came from a party, drunk af but ofc this btch is good at hiding hes smashed to hell and back

wwx walking and doing his best impression of being a Proper Human Being when hes like suddenly yanked into a dark alley and pushed against a wall. hes about to scream bloody mvrder and harrassment when his eyes focus on this,,,gorgeous being in front of him and hes like /oh/

hes about to flirt rly fcking lamely (cause hes drunk as sht and hes barely coherent ) when the handsome dude noses at his neck and wwx lets out a sudden moan bc hes fcking sensitive in there !

"w-wait dude, dude, wait" wwx babbles like a fcking fool, "take me to dniner first what the fuc-"

and then theres a prick of something sharp in his neck and holy sht theres a knee between his legs and hes hiked up even further against the wall

wwx didnt even know he has a fcking strength kink, all his beer fueled brain could think of was how much he likes the straightforward nature of this dude. he only expected to get sht faced tonight but wow hes also getting Dicc. How lucky is he !

but then the prick turns slightly painful and breaks skin and wwx yelps but the dude doesnt stop and he starts pushing at his broad sturdy shoulders but all the other guy does is to press his lips on the wound he made on wwx's neck and fcking Sucks.

and wwx's soul is fcking gone or sumn. sucked out by the other dude. all thots about struggling out of the window btch he feels fcking /Good/ like wow, wait do neck sucking rly feel that good ?

he can feel the dud sucking languidly at the stinging wound and hes like wtf wait why does this scene triggers something from my brain and yet I Cannot Remember and then the dude laps at something trailing wet on his neck and wwx's like fuuuuuu--

Lan Wangji on the other hand is like a staved man sucking on some random human's neck. Well, i mean he IS a staved /vampire/. he had somehow forgotten his brother's warning to replenish his supply of blo0d bags

and lwj has a terrible habit of stalling his feeding, some weird guilt of drinking from blo0d bags that was supposed to be used for humans needing blo0d transfusions eating away at him and now hes regrettting it cuz he cant fight against his instincts

but lwj is not in the right mind to think about it yet, all he can focus on is how the blo0d in his mouth rn is the sweetest one hes ever tasted and he cant get enough of it.

lets go vampire 101 atm.
whenever vampires feed, pheromones go whoosh, vampire and human or whatver the fck theyre fedding on feels immense pleasure which dulls the pain and makes the feeding much more pleasant

in other words both parties get horny af and that is why lwj feels the human humping his fckign knee and he doesnt think much of it bc now hes horny af too and instead grinds back

suckling on the wound, they both groan at the fantastic friction between them. and then lwj starts feeling heady and his movements bgins to falter a little and its weird bc he never gets like this when he feeds. is it just different when u feed directly from a human ?

WRONG. bc he was thirsty af earlier, he just grabbed the human with the most enticing scent he had smelled and fcking went into town and now that he has fed, he can feel his braincells working again and then he smells the scent of alcohol and lwj's like Fu ck

his movements starts getting slower, even the thrusts of his hips falter and then right there, in the fkcing alley, in the ded of the night, his mouth on a human's neck, grinding his dick against the other, lan wangji falls asleep like a baby :)

i will update this thread latur <3