Once you have a girlfriend who can& #39;t wear heels because she& #39;ll look way taller than you in person, just know she& #39;s already unhappy.
It& #39;s difficult out here for short gents. Keep them in your prayers.
Short guys who are dating a tall woman look like they& #39;re having so much fun. It’s like a “take a boy child to work” day
Can’t even use the “short guy, but my money Long”punchline when you’re broke. The devil is actually a full time bastard ..
You’re not short, you’re just scared of heights / grounded https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
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