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Once you have a girlfriend who can't wear heels because she'll look way taller than you in person, just know she's already unhappy.
It's difficult out here for short gents. Keep them in your prayers.
Short guys who are dating a tall woman look like they're having so much fun. It’s like a “take a boy child to work” day
When you try and take a selfie with your Boo .. 
Can’t even use the “short guy, but my money Long”punchline when you’re broke. The devil is actually a full time bastard ..
You’re not short, you’re just scared of heights / grounded
