My mind has been absolutely blown and my sole aim in life is to see the Falkirk Wheel before I die.

You steer your BOAT into the AIR and then it is part of a WATER ELEVATOR (technically, a WATERVATOR) that lowers you to the other CANAL!!!!!!!!
Look at this thing it also barely uses any energy.

The bridge top right, that's you coming from the Union Canal. You go into the watervator bathtub, it rotates you down into the lagoon and you exit into the other canal (the Forth and Clyde). BASICALLY A SPACESHIP
I can't believe Scotland has this AND a giant rhubarb forest AND gannets, the most sci fi bird in existence, people act like it's just heroin and playwrights.
Scotland hire me to be your American Susan Calman I will hype you up.
I screamed about gannets to @spacecrone the other day because she's pretty much the only human I see in person and that's all I have to talk about, they are completely villainous bids, more weapon than bird, completely terrifying.
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