There is a kid on vacation in Mexico in 14yos Zoom gym class, and he is trying to do jumping jacks and there is a monkey that keeps running through the frame and 14yo is LOSING IT
Kid on Zoom, trying to do a pushup

The monkey, grabbing the balcony railing in an obvious bid for attention
now the monkey is stealing the poor kid’s breakfast

Hope you didn’t want that bagel Jake
14yo is on the ground laughing, no longer able to do her own pushups because it is too much
I need to see this monkey for myself
Yup that is a monkey
Someone on the zoom has added some hair band rock music and this has all taken a very Vaudeville turn
Now it is Hotel California and the sight of the monkey has become so melancholy as he sits on the railing, thinking over his life choices
“This could be heaven or this could be hell,” what a mood
Baby Daddy has seen my tweets and run upstairs to see the monkey himself
14yo has completely given up on her pushups and just keeps repeating, “there is a monkey in my gym class”
I am rooting for the monkey here
The kid on screen has climbed onto the roof to get away from the monkey and now he is doing jumps
The gym teacher has extreme Brad-from-the-gym energy

“We’re gonna do four reps of this,” he booms

the monkey is unimpressed by this
Brad-the-gym-teacher has explained the last 5 minutes of gym class are a private run on your own, off-screen, and the monkey is definitely going to do that
gym class is over but 14yo is walking around the house making monkey noises and this is going to be a Whole Thing, isn’t it
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