Right, so no tests are available today. And even if our tests are all NEGATIVE we still have to quarantine for 10 days. I’m sorry, but on what planet does that make sense. Would genuinely like this explained because I feel like I must have missed something here. #COVID19 https://twitter.com/emiliekmmurphy/status/1307930983350534144

So because of toddlers in childcare and the inevitability of them picking things up our whole winter is going to be just a shitshow of colds and coughs and quarantine then? Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Oh and they’ve already trashed the playroom in the time I was on hold and got the kinetic sand everywhere so that’s great great great great.

Oh and it’s currently being walked all over the living room while I tweet.

*Puts down phone*

Helpfully, 119 on the phone are giving contradictory advice to that which is on the NHS website. Any chance of any clarity or consistency at all on anything @MattHancock @BorisJohnson https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/testing-and-tracing/what-your-test-result-means/