First consideration: Fozzie Bear
Pros: hirsute
Cons: I don’t think Fozzie likes volleyball. I picture him more at open mic nights. NEXT
Pros: hirsute
Cons: I don’t think Fozzie likes volleyball. I picture him more at open mic nights. NEXT
Second: Beaker
Pro: carved-out mouth; says nothing but makes a lot of noise
Con: I don’t think Beaker faked his credentials ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pro: carved-out mouth; says nothing but makes a lot of noise
Con: I don’t think Beaker faked his credentials ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Now: Rizzo the Rat
Pro: gives you a feeling like “hmmm I don’t know if I want to be alone in a room with him”
Con: idk Rizzo gives me that ‘scoundrel with a heart of gold’ feel
Pro: gives you a feeling like “hmmm I don’t know if I want to be alone in a room with him”
Con: idk Rizzo gives me that ‘scoundrel with a heart of gold’ feel
Scooter
Pro: Look At Him
Con: backstage manager isn’t really as attention-seeking, but I would keep an eye on him
Pro: Look At Him
Con: backstage manager isn’t really as attention-seeking, but I would keep an eye on him
Swedish Chef:
Pro: the mouth and the facial hair... I mean
Con: Swedes are too nice for this, except the Swedes in Midsommar
Pro: the mouth and the facial hair... I mean
Con: Swedes are too nice for this, except the Swedes in Midsommar
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
I just don’t buy it. Keith sounds like he’s smoked a lot of weed, but he’s too joyless
I just don’t buy it. Keith sounds like he’s smoked a lot of weed, but he’s too joyless
Ben Bunny
Nah
But he doesn’t NOT look like him.
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Nah
But he doesn’t NOT look like him.
The Newsman
Pro: show me what this guy looks like after a three-year bender
Con: Keith will never get press credentials
Pro: show me what this guy looks like after a three-year bender
Con: Keith will never get press credentials
Okay so it looks like I’m almost out of tweets in this thread (is that a thing????) and I’m very out of wine. But, like, what do YOU think????????