i know i'm lttp but i require an update on all these people now that it's like 9 year later

"how unhappy are you that an emp did not end the world rendering your supplies not an amazingly sound investment?"

the overwhelming theme is each group of people focuses on one giant threat and ignores every other possibility

people who have 7 years of food and 3 days worth of water

spend 100% of your monies on a 1% chance event

doomsday wsbers

awww yisss hyperinflation guy

bring on the people who have no knowledge of economics

unclear to me how a wood stockpile and homemade pvc bows are gonna get you through a national economic collapse but ok

lololololol

expert: "you need more fuel like wood"

them: "we don't agree with that we have a lot of wood"

*a month later*

them: "oh we see what you mean"

"i keep a box of crushed glass by the door for security"
man what

the fuck

stop burying shipping containers you assholes

is this show what started that?

you fucking wankers

LOL HE TOOK HIS SONS SHOOTING

WEAPON MALFUNCTIONED BLEW OFF HIS THUMB

HE HAD TO GO INTO SURGERY TO REATTACH

LOL TWO MONTHS AFTER THE INCIDENT

YEAH WE HAVE A FIRST AID KIT NOW

WOW GENIUS

this one is preparing for yellowstone supervolcano

tbf he's from nyc so

ah yes, knives with all sorts of weird bullshit cutout edges to hang up on stuff

mall ninja crap

"i'm going to the roof to learn knifefighting"
this dude

his trainer just said "you want to make sure you're on the lion team in the jungle"

so how is all this knife fighting gonna help you fight off all this smoke and ash

hold the fuck on

how is your closet so big

how big is your nyc apartment

"mres taste like crap"
hey man

only the snackbread xD

oh that closet was a storage unit he rents

fair but also how you gonna get to that shit with the city covered in ash

EXPLAIN TO ME YOUR ASH PREPS FIRE BOY