PLEASE stop saying RBG is in heaven now or calling her a saint. RBG was JEWISH please respect our religion she will be reincarnated as wheat as punishment for performing idolatry by participating in American Imperialisms and Colonialisms thus worshipping the American Nation

She will be at the gates of Sheol like "oh man LUCKY I died on Rosh HaShona??? I'm only gonna have to spend like ten days in Gehennah and then I get to go party with Zombie Moses" and Avraham will come over and be like "hmmm I'm feeling kabbalistic today, wheat her"

Sorry I'm just being funny the Kabbalah actually says that someone with blood on their hands is reincarnated as water which is a very confusing concept for me since water is not Born or Countable but that's what it says

Next time you're Remembering To Hydrate remember that you might be drinking the reincarnated soul of RBG. Z"L may she bring you luscious hair and skin

I can't actually find anywhere the story about the rabbi who was reincarnated as wheat it was told to me orally but that's what I'm referencing. I don't actually remember why he was turned into wheat but he did get brewed into beer and drunk by another rabbi so that's horny

RIP RBG fungus is now eating her and converting her into topsoil nutrients for plants now that's what I call t'shuvah

While I am worried that RBG dying means they're gonna try to overturn Roe V. Wade I also have no faith that they wouldn't have done that anyway or that RBG herself wouldn't vote for it for some reason