Alright well I guess I'm watching Hannibal tonight

holy shit just with that first scene I'm in love with it and now we have Laurence Fishburne ooh I'm ready

Will asks about the cat but to be fair how is the cat

there is dog, this is good show

WAIT A SECOND WILL GRAHAM RESCUES DOGS OFF THE STREET AND NO ONE TOLD ME

Alana is pretty, I like this show

Ah yes, soft classical music with a reference to Persephone and the cannibal guy!!! it's him!!!!

"do you have a problem with taste" this is 100% flirting and you can't change my mind sorry

I’m not gonna live tweet anything but I will say Jack going off on Will bc he’s a worried dad and bc taking care of your mental health is a good thing that should be normal and wow I love him

Watching Hannibal again and Will said that Hannibal is his paddle the gays have arrived

Also I have thoughts about Will but as someone who is neurotypical I don’t know how to word it

“Folie à deux” great FOB album, good to see Alana has taste

Another episode and “family friction is usually a catalyst for personality development” whoever wrote that grew up with sisters

“I thought middles were the problem” “the sweet spot” “always trying to figure out where they fit in” WHAT IS THIS MIDDLE CHILD SLANDER I hate it here I’m leaving

Shout out Biloxi MS
Also Will asking Hannibal to feed his dogs while he’s gone? Uhh sir excuse me next time you do it don’t have heart eyes omg

Damn Molly Shannon is funny *and* can play a serial killer? That’s what we can versatility

Hannibal asking Will if the gift is for him someone get the Hannigram train right now I am on board

The show Hannibal is literally providing Dadibal Lectur moments what the hell am I watching again

God dammit the killers are middle children I swear we aren’t this bad

Mads Mikkelsen is.,..,.,hot

God Laurence Fishburne is Jack Crawford in Hannibal AND Pops in black-ish? A N D Morpheus in the Matrix????? He invented versatility whew

Fellas is it gay if you lean over to your coworker client person and smell him and recommend new aftershave

Also if this episode doesn't end with Hannibal getting Will new aftershave I'm going to riot in the streets

Oh I know him..,.,,.,.,where do I know him from hmmmmm

Real talk though I LOVE RAÚL and I was not expecting to hear him and I jumped and yelled when suddenly there he is oh my god where am I

Oh my god Chilton has that sassy bitch strut I love it
That music vid I saw of Chilton clips while Marina’s “Bubblegum Bitch” plays in the background is accurate huh

HOLY SHIT she was in Twenty-Five Acts!!!!! Oh my god

“Will Graham is not my client......we’re married”

“Am I your psychiatrist or do you like-like me? y/n pls answer soon xo Hannibal”

I swear to god do these idiots not know that Will is probably right like

Wait a second is the dinner party where Hannibal winks at Chilton and Chilton’s like “fuck I’m suddenly gay”

Hannibal and SVU stans, quick, who’s better dressed: Rafael Barba or Hannibal Lecter

Oh my god the montage of Hannibal making dinner and the agents going “who the hell needs a SPLEEN TRANSPLANT” I’m screaming

Hold on what do you MEAN “fraternity” are frats only existing for gay college experiences what the hell am I watching

I really hope the Lacrimosa is for Hannibal not seeing Will in the waiting room and him missing Will oh my god he’s dramatic enough for it

THE LACRIMOSA WAS FOR WILL NOT BEING AT HIS APPOINTMENT OH MY FOD

You know, it’s really reassuring to know that the tension between Will and Hannibal is not on accident

And you know exactly what kind of tension I mean

Daaaaaamn Mads Mikkelsen has some CHEEKBONES I am respectfully looking

I really wish that as the SWAT squad was rolling up to the ambulance, Hannibal turned to Will like “well now that we’re alone, wanna make out”

THERES A CHORUS SINGING AS WILL WATCHES HANNIBAL WORK I’m so done this show is so gay and I love every damn second

“Nothing here is vegetarian” is code for “haha losers you’re about to eat human and you don’t even know”

Wait who is this man in the cello shop who are you and are you free later

Hold on is this episode telling me what I think it’s telling me

First off, Will helping injured animals? I love that man I’m gonna cry
Second, if Will isn’t gonna date Alana Bloom then I WILL DO IT

Alright that’s it, this bitch killed a trombone player???? Now it’s PERSONAL

Holy shit Gillian Anderson is so pretty

Hannibal fucking would play the theremin
Also shout out trombone!!!! I love itttt

HANNIBAL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH WILL god I hope he makes a BBF bracelet for him

Holy shit the fight scene
Also Hannibal playing that G note holy shit MCR has ruined me

Also Hannibal fucking was worried over Will and as soon as he saw him oh my god they are In Love

Hannigram Hannigram Hannigram HANNIGRAM!!!!!!!

Ah yes i see that Abigail Hobbs is being visited by her two new dads

Also episode 9 aside, I miss the snow :((

Alright I was kidding when I said that Hannibal and Will were Abigail’s new dads, but Hannibal legit just said it HANNIGRAM IS THRIVING

Not me just realizing that the episodes in season 1 are named after dishes

Holy shit that clock though

Hold up are these whores really lying to my boy Will???? What the hell dude that’s so rude
Also ngl I swear I thought Hannibal said Will had syphilis

Something I love about Hannibal is that Will’s mental struggles are so clearly and so well presented, and we can actually get a feeling of what he’s experiencing and I seriously love it

Laurence Fishburne saying he’s bedrock yes sir please

“We know you’re fond of the rarefied” in other words, Hannibal, we know you have a crush on Will Graham

Oh my god the squeaky suit

HEY!!!!! HEY ITS RAÚL I JNOW HIM

Chilton is so interesting to me like. He has a very posh air about him, like he’s a great kind because he’s studied all these things and is so pompous and professional
Rafael Barba is a scrappy lil bitch who is not afraid to fight and will throw a punch

This Abel guy looks familiar but I think it’s bc I saw a clip once where he gave his leg to Hannibal but I don’t know if it’s him or not
I mean also the only things I know about this show before watching is: Hannigram is lovely, Chilton is a bubblegum bitch, and the leg guy

WAIT A SECOJD EDDIE IZZARD?????

“You did dodge a bullet” hmmmm

Also Chilton ?????? is so snippy I love it

Oh......wait Abel looks familiar because he is, in fact, Eddie Izzard

Absolutely no one is surprise that I am a dummy

Waaaaaait is this the episode with the kidneys

Tongues are weird; it makes sense why Carrie Fisher sent a cow one to a guy who assaulted a friend

Update: this is the episode with the kidneys
Dr. Chilton more like Dr. Khiltoney haha get it please don’t unfollow me

Wait a second did Will really get Eddie Izzard so that he could bring him to Hannibal?????
Also Will really just pointed his gun sideways at Eddie Izzard huh

Not seen from this ep is Hannibal wrapping Will in a big blanket and cuddling him like a good bf

Is this the start of Dr. Chilton escaping death like “haha you can’t get me”

Is Jack seriously gonna ignore that Will is having issues when at the beginning of the series he was like “you gotta take care of yourself (for my sake but still)” like bitch!!!!

Hi Gillian you’re very pretty today :)))

Hannibal once again stating his intentions to make a BFF bracelet with Will, love to see it

I got two episodes left in season 1 so I guess I’m finishing season 1 of Hannibal tonight

Hannibal brought Will chicken soup no one look at me
ALSO THEIR FIRST MEAL TOGETHER IS BEING REPLICATED AND IM YELLING all down to the white tee ans the colors of Hannibal’s suit wowowowowow

Alright what the hell am I watching, Final Destination???

Alright I have not liked Freddie Lounds at all since the beginning but she literally needs to cut it with her obsession with Will like he’s living rent-free in her mind, he doesn’t need any more shit going on in his life

Anyway who is this Grudge girl doing a lame TikTok dance in Will’s house

I want it on the record that I love and would do anything for Will Graham

Will is so smart and I’m pissed bc he’s connecting the dots and e dry one thinks it’s bc he’s sick and he is sick but that’s beside the point

Alright well now Jack is the one connecting the dots but it’s the bigger dot holy shit

Not me connecting the dots on why I am the way that I am because Gillian Anderson said something that was insightful am I alive

“You have to maintain boundaries, Hannibal” in other words, can you please stop trying to make out with Will every chance you get

Waaaaaait a minute
I’m not gonna spoil anything bc I want this thread to be as spoiler-free as possible but is Hannibal doing the thing to see what Will can do

WAIT IS HANNIBAL REALLY GONNA DO THIS what the hell
I mean if it’s true, that Will did this thing, why would he make a revelation of it now???

Hey.....hey guys? I think Hannibal is the bad guy in this show

Season 1 finale season 1 finale SEASON 1 FINALE

WAIT IS THIS WHEN THE EAR THING BAPPENS

Oh.,..,,.,.never mind this isn’t the ear I thought it was

Alana Bloom is a queen and I love her and would do anything for her

THE CLOCK!!!!!!

Hold up a second why is Hannibal crying?????? What is actually happening???????? Sir???????

Whooooooa okay okay alright you know what I have issues with this development, like how the hell Will got something from someone who was burned

I can’t wait until they figure out that Will was right all along and his coworkers are like “hey uhhhh...sorry about that hahah.,.,.,..,.ha.,.,,...,uhhh we cool?”

ALANA BLOOM IS SMART AND I LOVE HER AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER

Hannibal really would do anything for Will huh
“Haha driving my boo to Minnesota while there are murders to be solved haha just Hannibal things”

WILL IS CONNECTING THE DOTS EVEN MORE I really love my son

WIIIIIIIILL
I would love it if he looked at Hannibal rn and went “the killer is the one whose name rhymes with ‘cannibal’”

WAIT WHAT

Hannibal Lecter is a crafty bitch

WAIT A SECOND
HOLD EVERYTHING
HAS GILLIAN ANDERSON KNOWN ABOUT HANNIBAL THIS WHOLE TIME

Alright, I’m not gonna start s2 tonight, but I read the episode synopses for the second season and I just
“The trap for Hannibal has been set, but whose side is Will really on?” WILL HAS A CRUSH!!!!!! Ask can’t wait for everyone to go “hey Will sorry for not believing you”