Spending far too long next to the nice Christian family from out of town on a subway that only I know will take 45 mins to get through the next 2 stops.
As a whole family unit, they just hand sanitized all of the handrails near them after a homeless person walked through them 😂
Bruce the dad has seen it all before last time he was here in 05, he got a kick out of it
Kyle the son definitely wanted to put a hole through the glass
Catherine the mother just wanted to make sure her J Jill timbs weren't scuffed
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