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wangxian college au but wei ying is nearsighted 
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it’s cool i can see fine don’t worry abt it, says wwx, and then spends 10 min staring at the little brown beetle outside his apt window and waiting for it to move before realizing it’s just a nail in the roof tile
(this didnt just happen to me and inspire this thread. what r u talking about??)
of course lwj has 20/20 vision in this au. his eyeballs are perfectly formed
of course lwj has 20/20 vision in this au. his eyeballs are perfectly formed
wwx leans over during lecture to tap lwj on the shoulder
lwj, who up til now has been the sole focus of wwx’s unrelenting attempts at friendship: What Nonsense Is Wei Wuxian Going To Say Now.
lwj, who up til now has been the sole focus of wwx’s unrelenting attempts at friendship: What Nonsense Is Wei Wuxian Going To Say Now.
but wwx’s just like hey lan zhan im so sorry, i forgot to put my contacts in this morning. could u tell me what song-laoshi just wrote on the board?
lwj: oh. hm.
lwj: oh. hm.
maybe lwj scoots his chair a little closer to wwx’s so they can put their heads together and he can whisper what’s on the whiteboard without disturbing their classmates https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
wwx: crinkles his little nose while squinting at the front of the lecture hall
lwj: my heart is falling out of my chest suddenly. i need to go to the doctor right now immediately it is urgent
lwj: my heart is falling out of my chest suddenly. i need to go to the doctor right now immediately it is urgent
the first time wwx wears his big nerd frames to class lwj does actually go to the student health center to complain of heart palpitations
dr. wen qing, who went through the grueling years of her residency just to hear lwj talk abt his chest pain at the sight of wwx in glasses:
dr. wen qing, who went through the grueling years of her residency just to hear lwj talk abt his chest pain at the sight of wwx in glasses:
wwx, fresh from an all nighter, trudging across campus to hand in his term paper...no contacts + no glasses so faces are hazy...and he breezes right past lwj without noticing him standing there on the sidewalk
in lwj’s pov, he just sees wwx’s blank gaze slide right over his face to a point over his shoulder, and how he walked away without saying hi or trying to bounce around lwj’s general person like he usually does!!
lwj: wei ying is.......Ignoring Me? wei ying is Mad At Wangji?
and then he has a moment of panic about why he feels so upset about being ignored by wwx in the first place
and then he has a moment of panic about why he feels so upset about being ignored by wwx in the first place
lwj: oh no i like him
lwj: OH NO I HAVE TO WIN HIM BACK
lwj: OH NO I HAVE TO WIN HIM BACK
their next lecture tg he sits down v stiffly next to wwx before class and slides a pack of latiao over
wwx: hey lan zhan! omg i didnt know u liked spicy f—
lwj: it is for you. i am very sorry if i have done something to offend you, please tell me how i can make amends
wwx: what
wwx: hey lan zhan! omg i didnt know u liked spicy f—
lwj: it is for you. i am very sorry if i have done something to offend you, please tell me how i can make amends
wwx: what
wwx, after the misunderstanding has been cleared: haha lan zhan, were u that upset u got ignored?? u even brought my fav snacks!! you’re so silly hahahaha!!
lwj: of course i was upset. i thought i had hurt you, and that is unacceptable.
wwx:
lwj: of course i was upset. i thought i had hurt you, and that is unacceptable.
wwx:
of course they become study buddies and very close......perhaps best....friends after this!!
lwj starts carrying a very nice expensive cleaning cloth around for wwx after seeing him nearly scratch his lenses on his free college tees!! (ty @astrolesbian for the idea!!)
lwj starts carrying a very nice expensive cleaning cloth around for wwx after seeing him nearly scratch his lenses on his free college tees!! (ty @astrolesbian for the idea!!)
theyre cram studying at wwx’s apt when he starts tearing up bc a bit of dust got under his contact lens. lwj, who has never seen this happen before, thinks that he’s legitimately crying https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> oh no!
lwj knows that wwx’s under a lot of academic pressure rn. he also knows that wwx likes to recharge his spirits with affection from siblings n friends, but jiang cheng is not currently at home to dispense the necessary snuggles https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😧" title="Schmerzgeplagtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmerzgeplagtes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😧" title="Schmerzgeplagtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmerzgeplagtes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😧" title="Schmerzgeplagtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmerzgeplagtes Gesicht">
well. there’s only one thing he can do!
wwx is just abt to excuse himself to the bathroom and take his contacts out when he’s swept up into a pair of (big! strong! warm! oh god he might swoon) arms. maybe hair stroking happens
lwj: wei ying is so good. wei ying has been working so hard lately. you deserve a break
wwx, who in addition to having irritated eyes, rly HAS been stressed, and also is overwhelmed by being cradled so tenderly by his crush: Wow I Really Might Cry
wwx, who in addition to having irritated eyes, rly HAS been stressed, and also is overwhelmed by being cradled so tenderly by his crush: Wow I Really Might Cry
maybe wwx buries his face in lwj’s shoulder and mumbles a bit about how life has just been really hard lately, and lwj hums and validates him and makes him feel comforted in his deep soothing voice https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
jc, returning home from the gym a minute later and opening the door to the sight of lan wangji holding his teary-eyed brother in his arms: Excuse Me What The Fuck Do You Think You’re Doing
and then jc, after wwx has (reluctantly) broken free from lwj’s grip and explained that nothing untoward was happening, lan zhan was snuggling me like u do when i have bad days a-cheng!!!! :
but the thing is, now wwx is hooked on Lan Zhan snuggles!! he’s gotten a taste and it was So Good and he craves them all the time now! he starts making up excuse after excuse to be hugged by his best friend
wwx: lan zhan let’s compare arm spans!! i bet ur arms arent long enough to wrap around my whole waist!!
(they definitely are. lwj enjoys the chance to finally hold wwx’s little waist after Staring at it for months)
(they definitely are. lwj enjoys the chance to finally hold wwx’s little waist after Staring at it for months)
wwx: aiya lan zhan i slept so little last night!! oh geez, i sure could use someone strong n sturdy to support me while i sway sleepily on my feet!!!
(lwj lets wwx hook his cute little face over his shoulder. just to prop up his drooping head, no other reason!)
(lwj lets wwx hook his cute little face over his shoulder. just to prop up his drooping head, no other reason!)
wwx: ahhh lan zhan i worked out too hard and my muscles are sore! you know what would help? if someone would just squeeze my whole body to relax my muscles! like a boa constrictor! a chiropractic squeeze, if u will!
(lwj is only too glad to provide his services)
(lwj is only too glad to provide his services)
maybe lwj has caught onto wwx’s secret agenda. but why would he dissuade him? it would be such a waste, when lwj’s got two perfectly good arms that are just the right size for Wei Ying Hug-Giving!
they have a movie night and wwx’s head is fully tucked into the crook of lwj’s neck while theyre squeezed on the couch...lwj sees wwx is squinting a lil so he reaches for wwx’s glasses on the coffee table
wwx feels lwj move under him and he mrrps like a disturbed cat, and just as he looks up, lwj gently slides his glasses onto his face for him
wwx, blinking as his vision clears up: oh. hi, gege
lwj, smiling softly: hello.
lwj, smiling softly: hello.
wwx, staring at lwj’s little smile and lwj, staring at wwx’s cute blinking eyes: oh god i can’t not kiss him
cue making outhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💋" title="Kussabdruck" aria-label="Emoji: Kussabdruck">
netflix on the tv screen: Are you still watching?
cue making out
netflix on the tv screen: Are you still watching?
after wangxian become https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">officialhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">, wwx thinks at first that lwj has a glasses kink
really lwj just likes seeing if he can [redacted] his bf so hard that wei ying’s glasses slide off his face
really lwj just likes seeing if he can [redacted] his bf so hard that wei ying’s glasses slide off his face
one time wwx sees lxc from afar and, with his bad vision, mistakes him for lwj and starts cheerfully shrieking BAOBEI!!!!!!!! at him from across the main square on campus
he’s properly embarrassed once he realizes who it is but lxc thinks it’s HILARIOUS
he’s properly embarrassed once he realizes who it is but lxc thinks it’s HILARIOUS
the next time he calls lwj baobei, lwj makes a show of looking around the room and peering towards the door
wwx: lan zhan? baobei?
lwj, who heard abt the incident from lxc and likes teasing his bf: i was not aware that xiongzhang would be joining us today. wei ying, you should have told me to make enough food for 3 people.
wwx pouts until lwj apologizes with many kisses
lwj, who heard abt the incident from lxc and likes teasing his bf: i was not aware that xiongzhang would be joining us today. wei ying, you should have told me to make enough food for 3 people.
wwx pouts until lwj apologizes with many kisses
sometimes wwx goes into glasses shops “just to browse” bc the frames there are rly cute but quite pricey...lwj notes the ones that he gave especially longing looks to and buys them for him later!!
when wwx’s eyes get tired and he takes his glasses off, lwj goes on offensive for a kiss attack! smoochies over the eyelids, and then over the red marks on his nose bridge, and behind the ears where the arms of the glasses squeeze at his head
ok i made the switch to hard contacts years ago so im running out of ideas, but feel free to add ur own!! wangxian love https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz"> im gonna go eat dinner!! thx for reading!
