idols that make my het meter break

bangchan

this man... im so sorry to stays but he is quite possibly the most raging heterosexual in kpop ive ever seen

taemin

shawols.... yall know that man would marry a random white woman on the street that ran him over with a prius but the rest of kpop twitter has yet to catch up

hwasa

a loss for me but i think ive finally come to accept that this woman loves crusty old men that say "are u lost bby gurl" more than anything

jaehyun

i dont even know what to make of this man except that he seems like a raging het

onew

yeah he has a fat ass but no one can be perfect so god made him het

all of blackpink

now this one is quite unfortunate but lets be honest here

sana

another significant loss for the community but are we really gonna say with our entire chest that she doesnt like men when we're lying through our teeth

jimin

fat ass, pretty face but het </3

all of red velvet

yes they are our locals misandrists but sooyoung and irene just make their entire energy go off the charts and i think thats very sad

jungkook

a year ago this man confused me but then it clicked and ever since hes just radiated extreme heterosexual vibes

baekhyun

this shouldnt even be an argument

mark

now... its not slander if its true

keonhee

this boy did a full 180 from pd101 to now and i still dont know what happened but yes he is a heterosexual and we need to accept that

wonho

uhm... yeah idk what to say but hes het

sua

gonna make somnies very mad with this one but since day 1 she gave me very heterosexual energy and i think yall need to let go of the "i want to eat a lesbian" quote and stop living a lie

lucas

im not gonna try to start with the whole nct/way v mess all i know is that this man is highly heterosexual and im very sorry to my oomf

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a reminder that this is all in good fun and i promise i have nothing against the idols in this thread!!

also!! i worded this pretty weirdly and im not trying to erase bisexuals here, i'm bisexual myself and i just didnt really know how to get my point across properly! https://twitter.com/goeunnies/status/1307813558441345027

sorn

yeah... theres no getting around this she gives off i-like-very-very-beefy-white-men-that-cant-touch-their-elbows-together-energy

hyoyeon

now.... im sorry to my soshi oomf bc i promised i wouldnt touch snsd but we cannot delude ourselves... hyoyeon is the poster girl for heterosexuality

jinsoul

now i wont lie i absolutely love her and even though i dont stan loona she is very pretty and soft and delicate but she gives me an aura of heterosexuality and thats something ive had to come to terms with

minnie

idk it might be the bangs... heterosexual bangs... is that even a thing

again im aware this has undertones of bi erasure and im very sorry for that. i truly did not mean for my words to carry that kind of message. im bisexual myself and i know that being erased is not fun. if yall want me to delete and then reword i 100% will https://twitter.com/goeunnies/status/1307813558441345027

so uhm i promise im not trying to instigate anything between fandoms with this thread and i'm gonna stop now bc its making me very nervous. if i delete this later thats why

i really just did this thread bc i saw someone else do it and thought it might be fun so i asked people in a gc who they think is het in kpop and thats where a lot of these came from. this includes sana, rv, and bp. the others are all just jokes i promise i dont actually believe-