Thanks a lot Donald Trump, a thread:

Recently my 7 year old has become obsessed with calling Trump to talk to him. Why? No clue. What does she want to tell him? No idea.

So first she tried using the letters on the phone buttons to spell out T-R-U-M-P.

Unsurprisingly this was unsuccessful.
She was undeterred.

She tried several variations of his name. He never answered. She has asked me, her brother, and her dad for his number repeatedly. She searched for it on the roku youtube app. Again unsuccessful.

Growing tired of telling her she cannot call the president I told a small lie. Trump is busy so he has no cell phone. It's a president thing. She seemed somewhat suspicious but dropped it.

Then....

Being massive UFC fans we watched the Colby Covington vs Tyron Woodley fight yesterday. There my daughter was when DONALD TRUMP called Colby to congratulate him for the win on live tv.

My daughter IMMEDIATELY CALLS ME OUT FOR LYING TO HER.

So back to square one. Need new lie.

Thanks a lot, Trump.

Have taken @nikkiboo1521 idea and told her she can write to the president. She IMMEDIATELY got to work.

I have discovered what she wanted to tell the president and it is the greatest thing ever

I’m dying . She’s trying to make some cash.

This is the greatest business proposal of all time.

She is so convinced the president will give her a factory she is drawing the plans for her dream house she will build when she gets rich selling soap.

She is not messing around folks.

I don’t mean to give away industry secrets but my guess is this soap recipe is mostly her dumping mom’s shampoo in with the hand soap and mixing it with water which explains where all the shampoo has been going this week.

Not to be outdone by his little sister my son has written his own letter to Mr. President. I’m beside myself. If he lets me share it I need you guys to know that this is not my fault his daddy is fully to blame.

I have never in my whole life said the words “sleepy joe Biden” to him. Not once.

Omg my son
My kids are on a different level.

My theory regarding my shampoo confirmed. Nice.