my opinions on the zodiac signs thread

ARIES !

- really aggressive
- good observers
- stubborn & impatient as hell
- very chaotic with ppl u love
- passionate & fiery
- u can be rude unprovoked
- u talk a LOT. LIKE A LOOOT.
- very good friends
- also good flirts
- brain damage

TAURUS !

- Loud
- very soft babies
- u can get very hypocritical
- everyone wants to be their bff
- a little bit.. weird
- too confident
- fun to be with
- very PRETTY
- love to get dolled up
- stop being so damn secretive

GEMINI !

- very sarcastic
- jokes a lot but is not funny
- NASTY AF
- u talk too much
- childhood trauma
- few friends
- perfectionists
- creative/love art
- alter ego is too fucking emo
- whore antics

CANCER !

- crybabies
- very annoying & childish
- u PREFER not to use ur brain
- closer with boys than with girls
- u ask for advice but never listen
- dreamers
- but ur LAZY
- ur not as slick as u think u are
- u eat a lot but that’s ok
- energetic 24/7

LEO !

- social butterflies
- everyone loves being ur friend
- CONFIDENT
- u have a nasty attitude sometimes
- attractive facial features
- flirts a LOT
- bold & adventurous
- good liars
- u either hold a lot of grudges or dgaf
- sometimes ur just Weird

VIRGO !

- hardworking
- meticulous for no reason
- love to bake/cook
- love language = physical touch
- very patient
- so lovable! everyone loves u sm
- u hide ur emotions a lot
- a bad listener
- family person
- unexpected mood swings

LIBRA !

- way too indecisive
- either kind or an asshole
- energetic af
- really bad temper
- fucking hilarious sometimes
- hypocrites
- actually bad at relationships
- laughing 24/7
- ur actually so frustrating
- mind YOUR OWN business PLEASE

SCORPIO !

- HILARIOUS
- direct & bold
- popular with everyone
- tend to keep to themselves
- fashion + make up = TOP TIER
- loyal
- just a bit mean
- smart but also dumb
- emotions over logic
- but i love u tho mwah

SAGITTARIUS !

- sweet babey
- extremely LOUD and energetic
- u can get away w/ anything
- everyone got a soft spot for u
- academically successful
- cheeky
- probably gay
- spiteful
- pretty face
- either rlly active or shrimp mode

CAPRICORN !

- are u ok be honest
- horny
- why do u yell so much
- love language = quality time
- outspoken
- sincere
- u love being a good person
- but u can be an asshole if u want
- teachers/profs/employers love u
- great friendships

AQUARIUS !

- spoiled as a child
- attractive aura
- good at sports
- everyone got a crush on u
- simply amazing
- but not a good student
- u never sit still
- lots of habits and little mannerisms
- good vibes at all times
- the favorite cousin

PISCES !

- BITCH STOP CRYING
- epitome of being emotional
- Nosy
- not everything’s abt u okay
- good heart but u love bad ppl
- u talk so damn much
- giving>taking
- determined & stubborn
- loves writing, poetry etc
- underlying psychological issues

if i’ve offended you with my little thread....... sorry that happened

plz follow a bitch i swear i’m nice i’m an aries btw if anyone wondered..

since this suddenly got so much attention here’s another thread! https://twitter.com/B7KUGO/status/1309571730273456129