WERE BACK AT IT BREAKINGDAWN PART 1 AND 2 JERE WE GO https://twitter.com/0becki/status/1304872631972368385

Wait is Bella jealous at Edward shaking a pilots hand?

Oh fuck off Jacob

Why is Charlie at jacobs???

Why is telling Jacob this????

TWO WEEKS AGO???? HELLO?

Sneaky Bella hides behind Rosalie

Face grey..... neck... not.... bad makeup.

SEES A PREGNANT WOMAN - CHARGES THE HUSBAND - YOU DID THIS.

Yeah my dude that’s how fucking works??

Also Jacob u like 16 fuck off??

Edward really doesn’t want this relationship huh. “Please convince my wife to not turn so she can die thanks”

The pregnancy belly gives me fight or flight ngl I haTE IT

What are you thinking Bella?

I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

“When you die what was the point in me loving you”

Literally get in the sea you fuck face

I appreciate the pro choice hussle here Jacob but like. Nothing else about you.

Mentally I am Edward looming on a balcony watching my heavily pregnant wife get told to abort my child by a 16 year old

The wolf cgi got? Worse?

NO I HATE THE MENTAL WOLF TALKING ITS VERY BAD

Little beta bitch Jacob

Oop I spoke too soon

The music is literally louder than the talking that was abysmal. Why these wolves so snarly. Where is Jacob hiding this clothing stash? How did he get dressed?

Jacob is an incel. He’s not like the other guys. He’s a NICE GUY but Bella only like bad guys.

Jacob you’re the one who sold Bella out you fucker.

SWOOSH CAM WHAT

‘go away Lea I can take care of myself ):’ good acting

NO ONES PALE FACE MAKEUP MATCHES THEIR NECKS

‘You’re a great help Jacob’

He’s literally the reason this is happening but go off

And the baby threat is so great the wolves had decided to fuck the treaty?????? Ok????

And now Edward is yahoo searching vintage babies I guess. Such spooky.

Here werewolf mini pack, have a sandwich

Hey Robert, can you deliver that ‘I can’t live without you’ line again? You really didn’t sell that you meant it? Oh... oh ok.. nvm we will go with the first take

Can someone help Bella off this table pls

Why isn’t a c section just an option here mr Carlisle dr man

A BLANKET IS BETTER THAN A JACOB.

‘Feels complete when you’re here jake’

I mean... you fucked him off for Edward but go off???

BLOOD SIPPY CUP IM

Tastes. good

This is. A bad lie. Also I thought the werewolves were meant to attack????? Are they???? Late?????

Can?? Edward hear??? The babies thoughts????? Also why are they insisting it’s male?

Vampire gender reveal party - whichever gender I suck the life out of is the gender of the child

Jacob, to the family. Ah yes this is a family.

Turn on your location Sam he just wants to talk

People call him Jake a lot more than I ever expected. Barely anyone calls him Jacob and it throws me.

Why don’t. The vampire. Climb the trees. That the wolves can’t reach.

“I’m not the one carrying a demon”
Lmaoooooooo

EJAY FOR EDWARD JACOB IM GONNA THROW UP

I was thinking..... renesme. Were you? Were you thinking?

DID HER SPINE JUST BREAK

HATE THIS. HATE IT. HATE.

SHES BLEEDING OUT EDWARD. COME ON NOW.

Does this baby know it was in twilight. How does it feel about that.

Bella dying is just kstuart trying to leave the films

YOUR VENOM? EXCUSE ME. YOU JUST HAVE THAT?

Normalise not making actors and actresses loose or gain weight for roles please.

WHY HE CHOMPING KNEES

THE SHOT THROUGH HER NOSE WAS VERY BAD

The werewolf whispering to the other one was very homoerotic

I enjoy the werewolf jog in their matching sleeveless shirts

NO WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS HIDEOUS WHAY THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK THAT BABY FACE ???? HES IN LOVE WITH THE BABY???? A BABY????? JACOB IS A NONCE?

I literally fucking screamed I hate this

Ok Alice pretend to fight a wolf but like. In a sexy way.

Fuck I hate this.

Jacob imprinting on a baby is the worst thing to happen ever

Let Kristen rest

Her body is making balloons noises did they take her to party palace??

IT GAVE HER MAKEUP?????

And here is the movie again I guess I have to live through this shit

The music fucking slaps though I’m not gonna lie

WHAT. THATS HOW IT ENDED?????? WHAT??? WHO PUT FALSIES ON A CORPSE

LAST KNE HERE WE GO. IVE DONE MY TIME. I’M HERE FOR LEE PACE AND LEE PACE ALONE

Chino is apparently super invested

They changed her makeup since the last film. Cowards.

The extensions are so fucking obvious it hurts

Omg Edward is so scared of her he’s so not into this lmfaooooooo

This is hideous the running shot is awful oh my god. I’m so sorry to Robert and Kristen for this series.

Bella can smell a white man from 50 miles away

JACOB IS A NONNNNNCEEEEEEE

CHRIST THE BABY GOT WORSE

SLEEP PARALYSIS BABY

Uhmmmmmm can the pedo ..... step offffffff

ITS A WOLF THING

PEDOPHILIA?????

YEAH BELLA GO BEAT HIS ASS

YOU NICKNAMEd MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCK NESS MONSTER

IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK

SO HE HAD A THING FOR HER EGG????? IS THAT WHAT IM GETTING FROM THIS????? SO???? IF SHED FUCKED JACOB????? THEN?????? HE WOULDVE LOVED???? HIS OWN BABY???

Whe.... where did this cottage come from

THE CLOSET IS BIGGER THAN MY HOUSE WHAY THE FUCK

It’s so Edward can stay in it

EDWARD IS ASEXUAL

Has Rosalie just like kidnapped the baby

Dreaded phone

Mentally I’m here

IS JACOB SELLING EVERYONE OUT

Charlie does not swing your way friend.

THEY JUST PUT CONTACTS ON TOP OF CONTACTS?????? NO

Charlie deserves better

I became a vampire.... and a bitch.

Throw the baby in the sea

Why is it’s face sO bad I hate it

Jaspers wig is better

This now feels like a completely new series of movies whAT

Renesme is just a sims child. She gets bigger if she blows a candle out.

Michael sheen

Michael sheen raN FOR THE TEA

THROW RHE CHILD IN THE FIRE AJHSJAHXHAHDBAHHX

FHE NOISE I JUST MADE

Witnessss meeeeeeeeee

“What if they don’t like me”

I WOULDNT BLAME THEM YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE

Please, I’m begging you, please stop letting the nonce near her.

RAMI MALEK

HOLY SHIT

Is he the avatar lmfao

LEE PACE IS ILLEGAL

HES.... FUCK.... I want to stroke

LMAO https://twitter.com/paperstorms/status/1307804292682833921

I’d let him misgender me to get him on his knees and call me an amazing woman fuck

There is some like... nice diversity in these films tho I’ll give it that. Rami getting to play an Egyptian, a voluptuous vampire who’s hot as fuck, native Americans. It’s better than most films

Holy shit I can’t handle Lee pace

“I’ve got a mad habit of underestimating you”

Who says that

Cha...Charlie saw that child as a new born and is now like “oh you grew six inches”????? I mean???? More like?? Twelve years. ???

Why are there giant scissors

God I’m so uncomfortable whenever Jacob looks or interacts with the child I hate this

Male characters in this film stop calling women their mate challenge

Good I don’t care that she’s growing up quickly. Jacob is a pedophile and I hate this.

Werewolves coming out the Forest like uwuuuuu

How funny would it be if Michael sheen just snapped Edward’s neck right here lmfao

THAT LAUGH WAS HORRIFYING

God I’m glad I didn’t see this when I was younger. I’m simping now but it would’ve been woRSE IF ID BEEN A TEEN LOOKING AT LEE PACE AS A VAMPIRE

*soft gasp* aliceeeee

What a mood

WHAT

NO

YOU CANT DO THAT TO CARLISLE

ILEGAL https://twitter.com/paperstorms/status/1307814051167305728

JASPER IM

Jacob you whiny cUNT

I’m so mad at Sasha for making me love Carlisle and Jasper so much

THERES LAVA NOW

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS GOING ON

Oop it’s cloaks open o’clock

Listen I know they’re strong but also people can tear open faces and heads far too easily for my liking

EDWARD JUST LAUNCHED BELLA

LMFAOOOOOO

F Michael sheen

Oh absolutely fuck off

AND IT WAS ALL A VISION.

I’m gonna piss

How are the Brazilians not cold

FAST

Music still slaps tho

“I’m glad she has you”

EDWARD NO

“Shall I call you dad”

I’m going to hunt Stephanie Mayer for sport

Back to this fucking field I guess

“I want to show you something”

Disassociates

WHY THEY NOT SPARKLING IM THE SUN HUH

Ok I guess it’s over???

Atrocious what the actual fuck