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BREAKINGDAWN PART 1 AND 2 JERE WE GO https://twitter.com/0becki/status/1304872631972368385
BREAKINGDAWN PART 1 AND 2 JERE WE GO https://twitter.com/0becki/status/1304872631972368385
Wait is Bella jealous at Edward shaking a pilots hand?
Oh fuck off Jacob
Why is Charlie at jacobs???
Why is telling Jacob this????
Why is telling Jacob this????
TWO WEEKS AGO???? HELLO?
Sneaky Bella hides behind Rosalie
Face grey..... neck... not.... bad makeup.
SEES A PREGNANT WOMAN - CHARGES THE HUSBAND - YOU DID THIS.
Yeah my dude thatās how fucking works??
Yeah my dude thatās how fucking works??
Also Jacob u like 16 fuck off??
Edward really doesnāt want this relationship huh. āPlease convince my wife to not turn so she can die thanksā
The pregnancy belly gives me fight or flight ngl I haTE IT
What are you thinking Bella?
I donāt have enough money for chicken nuggets
I donāt have enough money for chicken nuggets
āWhen you die what was the point in me loving youā
Literally get in the sea you fuck face
Literally get in the sea you fuck face
I appreciate the pro choice hussle here Jacob but like. Nothing else about you.
Mentally I am Edward looming on a balcony watching my heavily pregnant wife get told to abort my child by a 16 year old
The wolf cgi got? Worse?
NO I HATE THE MENTAL WOLF TALKING ITS VERY BAD
Little beta bitch Jacob
Oop I spoke too soon
The music is literally louder than the talking that was abysmal. Why these wolves so snarly. Where is Jacob hiding this clothing stash? How did he get dressed?
Jacob is an incel. Heās not like the other guys. Heās a NICE GUY but Bella only like bad guys.
Jacob youāre the one who sold Bella out you fucker.
Jacob youāre the one who sold Bella out you fucker.
SWOOSH CAM WHAT
āgo away Lea I can take care of myself ):ā good acting
āgo away Lea I can take care of myself ):ā good acting
NO ONES PALE FACE MAKEUP MATCHES THEIR NECKS
āYouāre a great help Jacobā
Heās literally the reason this is happening but go off
Heās literally the reason this is happening but go off
And the baby threat is so great the wolves had decided to fuck the treaty?????? Ok????
And now Edward is yahoo searching vintage babies I guess. Such spooky.
Here werewolf mini pack, have a sandwich
Hey Robert, can you deliver that āI canāt live without youā line again? You really didnāt sell that you meant it? Oh... oh ok.. nvm we will go with the first take
Can someone help Bella off this table pls
Why isnāt a c section just an option here mr Carlisle dr man
A BLANKET IS BETTER THAN A JACOB.
āFeels complete when youāre here jakeā
I mean... you fucked him off for Edward but go off???
I mean... you fucked him off for Edward but go off???
BLOOD SIPPY CUP IM
Tastes. 
good
good
This is. A bad lie. Also I thought the werewolves were meant to attack????? Are they???? Late?????
Can?? Edward hear??? The babies thoughts????? Also why are they insisting itās male?
Vampire gender reveal party - whichever gender I suck the life out of is the gender of the child
Jacob, to the family. Ah yes this is a family.
Turn on your location Sam he just wants to talk
People call him Jake a lot more than I ever expected. Barely anyone calls him Jacob and it throws me.
Why donāt. The vampire. Climb the trees. That the wolves canāt reach.
āIām not the one carrying a demonā
Lmaoooooooo
Lmaoooooooo
EJAY FOR EDWARD JACOB IM GONNA THROW UP
I was thinking..... renesme. Were you? Were you thinking?
DID HER SPINE JUST BREAK
HATE THIS. HATE IT. HATE.
SHES BLEEDING OUT EDWARD. COME ON NOW.
Does this baby know it was in twilight. How does it feel about that.
Bella dying is just kstuart trying to leave the films
YOUR VENOM? EXCUSE ME. YOU JUST HAVE THAT?
Normalise not making actors and actresses loose or gain weight for roles please.
WHY HE CHOMPING KNEES
THE SHOT THROUGH HER NOSE WAS VERY BAD
The werewolf whispering to the other one was very homoerotic
I enjoy the werewolf jog in their matching sleeveless shirts
NO WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS HIDEOUS WHAY THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK THAT BABY FACE ???? HES IN LOVE WITH THE BABY???? A BABY????? JACOB IS A NONCE?
I literally fucking screamed I hate this
Ok Alice pretend to fight a wolf but like. In a sexy way.
Fuck I hate this.
Jacob imprinting on a baby is the worst thing to happen ever
Let Kristen rest
Her body is making balloons noises did they take her to party palace??
IT GAVE HER MAKEUP?????
And here is the movie again I guess I have to live through this shit
The music fucking slaps though Iām not gonna lie
WHAT. THATS HOW IT ENDED?????? WHAT??? WHO PUT FALSIES ON A CORPSE
LAST KNE HERE WE GO. IVE DONE MY TIME. IāM HERE FOR LEE PACE AND LEE PACE ALONE
Chino is apparently super invested
They changed her makeup since the last film. Cowards.
The extensions are so fucking obvious it hurts
Omg Edward is so scared of her heās so not into this lmfaooooooo
This is hideous the running shot is awful oh my god. Iām so sorry to Robert and Kristen for this series.
Bella can smell a white man from 50 miles away
JACOB IS A NONNNNNCEEEEEEE
CHRIST THE BABY GOT WORSE
SLEEP PARALYSIS BABY
Uhmmmmmm can the pedo ..... step offffffff
ITS A WOLF THING
PEDOPHILIA?????
PEDOPHILIA?????
YEAH BELLA GO BEAT HIS ASS
YOU NICKNAMEd MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCK NESS MONSTER
IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
SO HE HAD A THING FOR HER EGG????? IS THAT WHAT IM GETTING FROM THIS????? SO???? IF SHED FUCKED JACOB????? THEN?????? HE WOULDVE LOVED???? HIS OWN BABY???
Whe.... where did this cottage come from
THE CLOSET IS BIGGER THAN MY HOUSE WHAY THE FUCK
Itās so Edward can stay in it
EDWARD 
IS ASEXUAL
IS ASEXUAL
Has Rosalie just like kidnapped the baby
Dreaded phone
Mentally Iām here
IS JACOB SELLING EVERYONE OUT
Charlie does not swing your way friend.
Charlie does not swing your way friend.
THEY JUST PUT CONTACTS ON TOP OF CONTACTS?????? NO
Charlie deserves better
I became a vampire.... and a bitch.
Throw the baby in the sea
Why is itās face sO bad I hate it
Jaspers wig is better
This now feels like a completely new series of movies whAT
Renesme is just a sims child. She gets bigger if she blows a candle out.
Michael sheen 
Michael sheen raN FOR THE TEA
THROW RHE CHILD IN THE FIRE AJHSJAHXHAHDBAHHX
FHE NOISE I JUST MADE
Witnessss meeeeeeeeee
āWhat if they donāt like meā
I WOULDNT BLAME THEM YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE
I WOULDNT BLAME THEM YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE
Please, Iām begging you, please stop letting the nonce near her.
RAMI MALEK
HOLY SHIT
Is he the avatar lmfao
LEE PACE IS ILLEGAL
HES.... FUCK.... I want to stroke
Iād let him misgender me to get him on his knees and call me an amazing woman fuck
There is some like... nice diversity in these films tho Iāll give it that. Rami getting to play an Egyptian, a voluptuous vampire whoās hot as fuck, native Americans. Itās better than most films
Holy shit I canāt handle Lee pace
āIāve got a mad habit of underestimating youā
Who says that
Who says that
Cha...Charlie saw that child as a new born and is now like āoh you grew six inchesā????? I mean???? More like?? Twelve years. ???
Why are there giant scissors
God Iām so uncomfortable whenever Jacob looks or interacts with the child I hate this
Male characters in this film stop calling women their mate challenge
Good I donāt care that sheās growing up quickly. Jacob is a pedophile and I hate this.
Werewolves coming out the Forest like uwuuuuu
How funny would it be if Michael sheen just snapped Edwardās neck right here lmfao
THAT LAUGH WAS HORRIFYING
God Iām glad I didnāt see this when I was younger. Iām simping now but it wouldāve been woRSE IF ID BEEN A TEEN LOOKING AT LEE PACE AS A VAMPIRE
*soft gasp* aliceeeee
What a mood
What a mood
WHAT
NO
YOU CANT DO THAT TO CARLISLE
JASPER IM
Jacob you whiny cUNT
Iām so mad at Sasha for making me love Carlisle and Jasper so much
THERES LAVA NOW
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS GOING ON
Oop itās cloaks open oāclock
Listen I know theyāre strong but also people can tear open faces and heads far too easily for my liking
EDWARD JUST LAUNCHED BELLA
LMFAOOOOOO
F Michael sheen
Oh absolutely fuck off
AND IT WAS ALL A VISION.
Iām gonna piss
How are the Brazilians not cold
FAST
Music still slaps tho
āIām glad she has youā
EDWARD NO
EDWARD NO
āShall I call you dadā
Iām going to hunt Stephanie Mayer for sport
Iām going to hunt Stephanie Mayer for sport
Back to this fucking field I guess
āI want to show you somethingā
Disassociates
Disassociates
WHY THEY NOT SPARKLING IM THE SUN HUH
Ok I guess itās over???
Atrocious what the actual fuck
