Thread by @RageKagexRugger, If you need me, I'm just gonna be looking at Zillow for [...]

If you need me, I& #39;m just gonna be looking at Zillow for places I can& #39;t afford in places that I cannot move to.

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Would you like to look behind door number 1, 2, or 3?

Holy smokes y& #39;all

I assume this is how you get into the tower...

Anyone need a project?

This is the only picture posted for this one.

I think I& #39;ll take it!

And in case y& #39;all needed some nightmare fuel...

420

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Phrases I& #39;m not looking for when buying a first home:
- "Selling AS IS"
- "Historic" (read: old AF and needs work)
- "Fixer-upper"
- "Good for a contractor"

The good ol& #39; all-in-one bedroom/bathroom combo complete with plush carpet.

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You know the exterior is the selling point when they use this exact same photo 4 times on the advertisement.

I& #39;m just a little confused?

Is that supposed to be space for a laundry room or...?

"Currently has 4 bedrooms but the partially finished attic could be converted a fifth bedroom."

Some of these places are advertising "plenty of natural light" and then the roof has a gaping hole in it

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#NoFilter

I& #39;m honestly astounded by how many places thought carpeting in the bathroom was a good idea.

I& #39;m scared to find out what& #39;s at the end of this hallway.

I think the creative ways folks have put toilets into mostly-unfinished basements is my favorite part.

omg this is in the same house... I think in the basement?

wow this is also the same place (I think it& #39;s in this weird workshop area behind the house).

Keeping the doll in this picture was NOT NECESSARY.