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If you need me, I'm just gonna be looking at Zillow for places I can't afford in places that I cannot move to. 
Would you like to look behind door number 1, 2, or 3?
Holy smokes y'all
I assume this is how you get into the tower...
Anyone need a project?
This is the only picture posted for this one.
I think I'll take it!
I think I'll take it!
And in case y'all needed some nightmare fuel...
420 
Phrases I'm not looking for when buying a first home:
- "Selling AS IS"
- "Historic" (read: old AF and needs work)
- "Fixer-upper"
- "Good for a contractor"
- "Selling AS IS"
- "Historic" (read: old AF and needs work)
- "Fixer-upper"
- "Good for a contractor"
The good ol' all-in-one bedroom/bathroom combo complete with plush carpet. 
You know the exterior is the selling point when they use this exact same photo 4 times on the advertisement.
I'm just a little confused?
Is that supposed to be space for a laundry room or...?
Is that supposed to be space for a laundry room or...?
"Currently has 4 bedrooms but the partially finished attic could be converted a fifth bedroom."
Some of these places are advertising "plenty of natural light" and then the roof has a gaping hole in it 
I'm honestly astounded by how many places thought carpeting in the bathroom was a good idea.
I'm scared to find out what's at the end of this hallway.
I think the creative ways folks have put toilets into mostly-unfinished basements is my favorite part.
omg this is in the same house... I think in the basement?
wow this is also the same place (I think it's in this weird workshop area behind the house).
Keeping the doll in this picture was NOT NECESSARY.
Keeping the doll in this picture was NOT NECESSARY.
THIS HOUSE HAS A SPIRAL STAIRCASE.
Uhh...? (Yes, those are all mirror panels)
omg they're everywhere
"Does it need updating? Yes."
Also you know they stuffed that massive tripod you see in pic 1 into the tub to get pic 2.
Also you know they stuffed that massive tripod you see in pic 1 into the tub to get pic 2.
Nothing like having a property with a hot tub..
