thread on why @flwrypjm is the worst friend ever

first and foremost, SHE KEEPS TAGGING ME ON BTS TWEETS. i missed bts and now i miss them even more. smh

second, she keeps kicking me out of the goat boobies group chat when im INNOCENT. i never do anything smh x2

third, ALL THE NICKNAMES SHE CREATES FOR ME,,,,,,, i hate her

there's more but im too lazy. in conclusion, best friend applications are open