My parents got a barn kitten that has already secretly played in a pile of soot and made my mom pet him - turning her hands completely black. A true chaotic genius.
He does not enjoy standing still for photos
Unless he’s on a shoulder, apparently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have not been home to meet him yet and honestly based on this picture I am not convinced that he is real
Update from my sister
I apologize but I do not plan on stopping the kitten content train
*sound on*
Hello, it is your favorite mildly concerned fence sitter
His chaotic power is only increasing
His first snow. Where did he go?!?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
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